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'''Ian Janiel Denton''', commonly known as '''Avocado Ian''', is one of the three main mascots of the [[remix tree]], along with [[Paula Denton]] and [[Toast Michaelwaver]]. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user who was added to the [[remix world]] by [[fishfritters]] due to the machinations of [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]].
'''Ian Janiel Denton''', commonly known as '''Avocado Ian''', is one of the three main mascots of the [[remix tree]], along with his sister [[Paula Denton]], and [[Toast Michaelwaver]]. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user who was added to the [[remix world]] by [[fishfritters]] due to the machinations of [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]]; baffled and jaded by the [[remix tree]] at first, over time he seemed to soften, revealing an antsier personality.


He is [[Anina Arquaz]]'s boyfriend.
He is [[Anina Arquaz]]'s boyfriend, and due to Paula's shipping antics he is married to Toast.


== Stand ==
== Stand ==
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Its only depicted instance of use is when Avocado Ian wanted to alter [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]]'s talking speed. He called out the entire name of the Stand in order to to summon it; it's unclear if Ian has to do this every time.
Its only depicted instance of use is when Avocado Ian wanted to alter [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]]'s talking speed. He called out the entire name of the Stand in order to to summon it; it's unclear if Ian has to do this every time.


[[File:Jacie Denton.png|right|200x200px|frameless]]=== Jacie Denton ===
[[File:Jacie Denton.png|right|200x200px|frameless]]
Ian's secondary Stand, '''Jacie Denton''', is a sentient Stand, based on a combination of JC Denton from Half-Life and Sissel from Ghost Trick. He exists not in the physical [[remix world]], but in the [[World of the Dead]], though he can view the physical world and interact with it using his Stand power: the ability to move himself between objects in the physical world, allowing him to possess objects and manipulate them. <ref name="asthma">[[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]</ref>
=== Jacie Denton ===
 
Ian's secondary Stand, '''Jacie Denton''', is a sentient Stand, based on a combination of JC Denton from Deus Ex and Sissel from Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. He exists not in the physical [[remix world]], but in the [[World of the Dead]], though he can view the physical world and interact with it using his Stand power: the ability to move himself between objects in the physical world, allowing him to possess objects and manipulate them. <ref name="asthma">[[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]</ref>
He was created when [[Paula]] used [[Crazy Remic]] to remix Ian's dying body; he woke up in the World of the Dead and was guided by a [[mysterious voice]] who explained his power to him, and helped him play a part in defeating [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]]. Initially, he believed he ''was'' Ian, but the mysterious voice later clarified his identity, and he resolved to help Paula out, seeing as his Stand User was dead.<ref name="asthma" /> Ian was later revived, and Jacie's current status is unclear.<ref name="head">[[my head hurts]]</ref>


== Personality ==
He was created when [[Paula]] used [[Crazy Remic]] to remix Ian's dying body; he woke up in the World of the Dead and was guided by a [[mysterious voice]] who explained his power to him, and helped him play a part in defeating [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]]. Initially, he believed he ''was'' Ian, but the mysterious voice later clarified his identity, and he resolved to help Paula out, seeing as his Stand User was dead.<ref name="asthma" /> Ian was later revived, and Jacie's current status is unclear,<ref name="head">[[my head hurts]]</ref> although Ian still considers Jacie a friend.<ref name="avocado">[[r/AvocadoAdventure]]</ref>
Ian was baffled and jaded by the [[remix tree]] at first<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>, but over time seemed to soften, revealing an antsier personality<ref name="despito">[[Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer]]</ref>.


== History ==
== History ==
=== Creation ===
=== Creation ===
Avocado Ian was an OC created by an unknown Scratch user in [[real life]], who submitted him to an OC reviewer on Scratch. The reviewer gave him a high rating, sparking jealousy in [[Matthew Rockefeller]], whose OCs had received a low rating. Matthew decided to take revenge by trapping the highest-rated OCs inside a world of insanity; using [[Face the Consequences|their Stand]], they created the [[remix tree]], which contained a [[remix world|fictional universe]] where Ian and the other highest-rated OCs lived. From Ian's perspective, he had always lived in this fictional remix world, and now the absurdity was simply ramping up as the [[Scratch users]] portrayed more and more ridiculous things in their projects.<ref name="head">[[my head hurts]]</ref>
Avocado Ian was an OC created by an unknown Scratch user in [[real life]], who submitted him to an OC reviewer on Scratch. The reviewer gave him a high rating, sparking jealousy in [[Matthew Rockefeller]], whose OCs had received a low rating. Matthew decided to take revenge by trapping the highest-rated OCs inside a world of insanity; using [[Face the Consequences|their Stand]], they created the [[remix tree]], which contained a [[remix world|fictional universe]] where Ian and the other highest-rated OCs lived. From Ian's perspective, he had always lived in this fictional remix world, and now the absurdity was simply ramping up as the [[Scratch users]] portrayed more and more ridiculous things in their projects.<ref name="head">[[my head hurts]]</ref>
=== School life ===
Ian went to school with his sister [[Paula]], and they often had to deal with the school bully, [[Shannon]]. One particular incident involved Shannon infecting the siblings with bad 2018-era memes, which Ian only cured with the help of the school principal, [[W.B. Mason]]. The duo went to [[Holly Wood]], the source of the infection. After a brief interruption by [[Noriaki Kakyoin]], Holly gave them a cure, but Ian crashed his Ferrari, and the fire burned the pill bottle. Ian was instead cured when they found a cow, whose milk Ian drank and was cured by, in true Minecraft fashion. Presumably, Ian used the milk to cure Paula afterwards as well.<ref name="memetastic">[[Memetastic]]</ref>


=== The insanity begins ===
=== The insanity begins ===
[[File:Ian and Toast awaiting the bus.png|left|thumb|200x200px|Toast and a bewildered Ian watch the bus pass by them at the bus stop.]]
[[File:Ian and Toast awaiting the bus.png|left|thumb|200x200px|Toast and a bewildered Ian watch the bus pass by them at the bus stop.<ref name="cursed" />]]
Ian was waiting for the [[bus]] at a bus stop in [[Ian's home]], along with his sister [[Paula]] and a stranger who he would later discover was named [[Toast]].<ref name="cursed">[[r/CursedScratchProjects]]</ref> However, when the bus arrived, it drove past them and flew away, much to his bewilderment; all he could muster was "shut the up".<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>
Ian was waiting for the [[bus]] at a bus stop in [[Ian's home]], along with Paula and a stranger who he would later discover was named [[Toast]].<ref name="cursed" /> However, when the bus arrived, it drove past them and flew away, much to his bewilderment; the only words he could muster were "shut the up".<ref name="fnaf">[[A nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>


Ian later found himself in a strange yellow void. He and Paula discovered an evil plot by Toast, who hypnotized him and made him attempt to kill [[Paula]]; however, she successfully defeated Toast, and the two siblings happily went onto another adventure.<ref name="remices">[[the plural of remix is remices]]</ref> Along with Toast and Paula, he would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:
Ian later found himself in a strange yellow void. He and Paula discovered an evil plot by Toast, who hypnotized him and made him attempt to kill [[Paula]]; however, she successfully defeated Toast, and the two siblings happily went onto another adventure.<ref name="remices">[[the plural of remix is remices]]</ref> Along with Toast and Paula, he would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:
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* The last two bullet points again but this time in ASMR<ref name="asmr">[[DESPACITO AMV! :333 asmr edition]]</ref>
* The last two bullet points again but this time in ASMR<ref name="asmr">[[DESPACITO AMV! :333 asmr edition]]</ref>


All of this made him bewildered and exasperated<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>, and he realized something was wrong and that certain events were repeating. When he realized this, the [[remix tree]] seemed to temporarily rewind to a previous project, and Ian found himself in the [[wastelands]]; however, when he went into the house's door, he was greeted with the [[Jake Paul store]], and suddenly it was back to inanity<ref name="asmr">[[DESPACITO AMV! :333 asmr edition]]</ref>. He found himself shooting Toast again, and attempted to escape and find his way back to his homeland<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>, but was confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast and had to escape into space.<ref name="bowl">[[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl]]</ref>
All of this made him bewildered and exasperated<ref name="fnaf" />, and he realized something was wrong and that certain events were repeating. When he realized this, the [[remix tree]] seemed to temporarily rewind to a previous project, and Ian found himself in the [[wastelands]]; however, when he went into the house's door, he was greeted with the [[Jake Paul store]], and suddenly it was back to inanity<ref name="asmr">[[DESPACITO AMV! :333 asmr edition]]</ref>. He found himself shooting Toast again, and attempted to escape and find his way back to his homeland<ref name="fnaf" />, but was confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast and had to escape into space.<ref name="bowl">[[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl]]</ref>


In space, he confronted [[Jake Paul]]'s space fleet, and was able to destroy it. When he finally got back home with Paula, he discovered that things were different than he remembered: apparently Jake Paul had been tormenting his land for centuries, and now he was being hailed as a hero known as the Silent Wind<ref name="bowl">[[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl]]</ref>. All of this baffled him so much that he decided to record [[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated/Ending A transcript|some tapes documenting his experiences]], hoping the denizens of his hometown would listen and believe the strange things he had experienced.<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>
In space, he confronted [[Jake Paul]]'s space fleet, and was able to destroy it. When he finally got back home with Paula, he discovered that things were different than he remembered: apparently Jake Paul had been tormenting his land for centuries, and now he was being hailed as a hero known as the Silent Wind<ref name="bowl">[[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl]]</ref>. All of this baffled him so much that he decided to record [[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated/Ending A transcript|some tapes documenting his experiences]], hoping the denizens of his hometown would listen and believe the strange things he had experienced.<ref name="fnaf" />


=== Return to absurdity ===
=== Return to absurdity ===
He and Paula later returned to the insanity of the remix tree; the two appeared with [[Killer Queen]] in a Five Nights at Freddy's parody, attacking the player<ref name="fnaf">[[a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated]]</ref>, and there was also a version of this where the only enemy was multiple copies of Ian<ref name="fnian">[[a ñew vïëw except only avocado Ian remix]]</ref>. The trio of Killer Queen, Paula, and Ian would continue into the next few remices, where the three cosplayed Pillar Men from JoJo's<ref name="pillar">[[FNAF AMV Despacito ℇ:]]</ref>, then characters from Shrek<ref name="shrek">[[Despacito OVA ft. Whole Horse]]</ref>, and celebrated [[ZiqwerkelSharda]]'s birthday<ref name="birthday">[[ziqwerkelsharda's secret birthday balogna souprice recipe]]</ref>. Ian even got featured in [[Avocado Clicker|his own clicker game]].<ref name="clicker">[[Avocado Clicker]]</ref>
He and Paula later returned to the insanity of the remix tree; the two appeared with [[Killer Queen]] in a Five Nights at Freddy's parody, attacking the player<ref name="fnaf" />, and there was also a version of this where the only enemy was multiple copies of Ian<ref name="fnian">[[a ñew vïëw except only avocado Ian remix]]</ref>. The trio of Killer Queen, Paula, and Ian would continue into the next few remices, where the three cosplayed Pillar Men from JoJo's<ref name="pillar">[[FNAF AMV Despacito ℇ:]]</ref>, then characters from Shrek<ref name="shrek">[[Despacito OVA ft. Whole Horse]]</ref>, and celebrated [[ZiqwerkelSharda]]'s birthday<ref name="birthday">[[ziqwerkelsharda's secret birthday balogna souprice recipe]]</ref>. Ian even got featured in [[Avocado Clicker|his own clicker game]].<ref name="clicker">[[Avocado Clicker]]</ref>


=== Crazy Noisy Showdown ===
=== Crazy Noisy Showdown ===
One day, he, Paula and Toast were hanging out at the [[Crazy Noisy Street Corner]], and Paula struck up a conversation about Ian, which led to Ian revealing that he was in love with [[Anina Arquaz]].<ref name="despito">[[Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer]]</ref> Paula was skeptical given Anina's previous murderous tendencies, but he was indifferent, and Toast didn't really understand the situation.<ref name="despace">[[Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand]]</ref>
One day, he, Paula and Toast were hanging out at the [[Crazy Noisy Street Corner]], and Paula struck up a conversation about Ian, which led to Ian revealing that he was in love with [[Anina Arquaz]].<ref name="despito">[[Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer]]</ref> Paula was skeptical given Anina's previous murderous tendencies, but he was indifferent, and Toast didn't really understand the situation.<ref name="despace">[[Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand]]</ref>


Suddenly, they were approached by [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]], who complained about how chaotic the [[remix tree]] had gotten, and pulled a gun on the trio.<ref name="despace" /> They then claimed that Ian was the source of the tree's chaos, as proved by [[A nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated/Ending A transcript|his tapes]] which proved he remembered everything that had happened to him up to that point; this meant that shooting Ian was the only way to end the chaos. They shot Ian, and Paula used [[Crazy Remic]] on his dying body, which created a Stand: Jacie Denton.
[[File:c10Shoot.jpg|right|thumb|200x200px|Xx_warriercatz_xX, aka Matthew, prepares to shoot Ian.<ref name="asthma" />]]
Suddenly, they were approached by [[Xx_warriercatz_xX]], who complained about how chaotic the [[remix tree]] had gotten, and pulled a gun on the trio.<ref name="despace" /> They then claimed that Ian was the source of the tree's chaos, as proved by [[A nüeu paradigm of remicc!, a.s.m.r. eliminated/Ending A transcript|his tapes]] which proved he remembered everything that had happened to him up to that point; this meant that shooting Ian was the only way to end the chaos. They shot Ian, and Paula used [[Crazy Remic]] on his dying body, which created a Stand: Jacie Denton.<ref name="asthma" />
 
Waking up in the [[World of the Dead]] believing he was Ian, Jacie was guided by a [[mysterious voice]] who showed him how to use his Stand power to help Paula defeat Xx_warriercatz_xX. He did so, possessing a can and causing it to fly at them, which threw them off for long enough for Paula to KO them with Crazy Remic. The mysterious voice then clarified Jacie's identity to him, and he resolved to help Paula, seeing as his Stand User was dead.<ref name="asthma" />
 
Ian was revived by Toast, who used [[Don't Bring Me Down]] to contort his body to be alive again. Along with Paula and Toast, Ian then listened to Xx_warriercatz_xX rant about how they had been the one to create the remix tree in reality, but Paula requested Ian use Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes to fast-forward it, and he did. The three went to go get ham sandwiches, but were stopped by [[Killer Queen]], who rewound time to Paula's childhood using [[Milkcan Bites the Dust]].<ref name="head">[[my head hurts]]</ref>


Waking up in the [[World of the Dead]] believing he was Ian, Jacie was guided by a [[mysterious voice]] who showed him how to use his Stand power to help Paula defeat Xx_warriercatz_xX. He did so, possessing a can and causing it to fly at them, which threw them off for long enough for Paula to KO them with Crazy Remic. The mysterious voice then clarified Jacie's identity to him, and he resolved to help Paula, seeing as his Stand User was dead.
=== Annoying the Guitaf ===
The [[Guitaf]] was constantly plagued by duplicates of Ian, which caused it to change in form and become more distorted.<ref name=chas">[[Час пригод настав, поспішай І на пошуки пригод вирушай Песик Джейк і хлопчик Фін Весело буде всім]]</ref> In fact, on one occasion, the Guitaf's distortion led it to turn into Ian, at which point he started talking about how hot Yeong-Gi from I Love Yoo was.<ref name="mri">[[mri chriztmuz 20201 yesyesyes]]</ref> Eventually, it was covered in so many copies of Ian that it died,<ref name="asstastic">[[A$stastic eouuuuuaaaaaahhhuuuuuaaaa remice]]</ref> as Ian screamed about Sans from Undertale.<ref name="backside">[[Backside Flapjacks N' Onion øøøØØØØØ]]</ref> He'd eaten one too many Hershey's Kisses, and couldn't control his motion at all; finding himself on a dock, the evil fake [[BMO]] attacked him using projectiles, and the Guitaf was able to defend him.<ref name="motion">[[Motion Along a Line Homework]]</ref>


=== Life in the remix world ===
=== Life in the remix world ===
At one point, he annoyed Toast into coming to the park. Toast realized that some people might ship them together, and Ian was freaked out by this, but Paula thought it sounded cute.<ref name="ship">[[NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??]]</ref>
[[File:shiptheory.png|left|thumb|200x200px|Ian and Toast's wedding ceremony.<ref name="xplane">[[Toast and Ian Play X-Plane]]</ref>]]
At one point, he annoyed Toast into coming to the park. Toast realized that some people might ship them together, and Ian was freaked out by this, but Paula thought it sounded cute.<ref name="ship">[[NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??]]</ref> The two were again tormented by Paula's shipping while trying to play a game of X-Plane, and despite both of their protests, Paula willed their wedding into existence. [[Minako Aino]], [[Okuyasu Nijimura]], [[Dio Brando]], [[Utena Tenjou]], and [[L Lawliet]] all attended.<ref name="xplane" />
 
He later shot Toast similarly to how he did the first time, but this time he used a Boyng Brand Gum, a much safer form of gun. After shooting Toast, he turned into a car and started driving through the remix world, following a fire truck to a burning house, then going onto an open computer in said house in order to view the [[remix tree]]. Venturing through the remix tree, he eventually made his way into the project [[Gordon vs. the FAA]], and turned into an airplane as he entered an airport. As an airplane, he flew to the [[dance floor]] in Consequence City, where he was confronted by distorted versions of [[Paula]], [[Toast]], and [[Vradia la Serket]]. He escaped into space, and fought and defeated [[Chick Hicks]], [[Mater]], [[Luigi]], and [[Lightning McQueen]].<ref name="vroomer">[[Vroomer Ian]]</ref>
 
Back in [[Ian's hometown]] with Toast and his sister, he watched [[Airbus]] pass by and hold a conversation with Toast. He turned into the sun and started yelling obnoxiously, distracting Toast from the conversation; eventually, he revealed himself, and attempted to explain what had happened. However, before he could do so, he was startled by Toast extending his arm, at which point Toast launched Ian far away.<ref name="toast">[[r/TimeForToast]]</ref> He chatted with Airbus while in the air, but his glasses fell off, horrifying Airbus. Ian hoped Airbus could appreciate his personality instead, but they didn't get time to deliberate before the two fell and landed in [[Pongland]]. Ian was then the ball in a game of [[Pong]] called "Pong Difficult Bro", kept afloat by a certain [[red diver]] who eventually failed and let him fall, killing him.<ref name="avocado">[[r/AvocadoAdventure]]</ref>
 
== Relationships ==
=== [[Anina Arquaz]] ===
{{Relationships/Anina and Ian}}
 
=== [[Frank]] ===
{{Relationships/Frank and Ian}}
 
=== [[Giorno Giovanna]] ===
{{Relationships/Giorno and Ian}}
 
=== [[Gloryclaw]] ===
{{Relationships/Gloryclaw and Ian}}
 
=== [[Guitaf]] ===
{{Relationships/Guitaf and Ian}}
 
=== [[Joshu Higashikata]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Joshu}}
 
=== [[Party Paint Joutaro]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Joutaro}}
 
=== [[Killer Queen]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and KQ}}
 
=== [[Matthew Rockefeller]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Matthew}}
 
=== [[Melone Mattea]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Melone}}
 
=== [[Paula Denton]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Paula}}
 
=== [[Phoogo]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Phoogo}}
 
=== [[Pianolove]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Pianolove}}
 
=== [[Pico Pascal]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Pico}}
 
=== [[Shannon]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Shannon}}
 
=== [[Space Dio]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Space Dio}}
 
=== [[Thumbnail]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Thumbnail}}
 
=== [[Toast Michaelwaver]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and Toast}}
 
=== [[W.B. Mason]] ===
{{Relationships/Ian and WB}}


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
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* The name "Avocado Ian" was a reference to a story [[turtlehat]], [[fishfritters]], and [[ZiqwerkelSharda]] had recently written, which featured a character named Avocado Man. It was changed to Avocado Ian to match [[Paula]]'s cries of "Ian!" in the audio of [[the plural of remix is remices]].
* The name "Avocado Ian" was a reference to a story [[turtlehat]], [[fishfritters]], and [[ZiqwerkelSharda]] had recently written, which featured a character named Avocado Man. It was changed to Avocado Ian to match [[Paula]]'s cries of "Ian!" in the audio of [[the plural of remix is remices]].
* His last name was added when he was featured in a parody of the Deus Ex Malkavian Mod; because he took the place of a character named "JC Denton", he was given the last name Denton as well.
* His last name was added when he was featured in a parody of the Deus Ex Malkavian Mod; because he took the place of a character named "JC Denton", he was given the last name Denton as well.
* Both Avocado Ian and Paula's middle names are based on the D'Arby brothers from JoJo's, taking the first name of one of them and replacing the first letter with another one of their initials. Ian's is taken from "D'''aniel''' '''J.''' D'Arby", while Paula's is taken from "T'''elence''' T. '''D'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Arby" (purposefully using a strange romanization of "Terrence".
* Both Avocado Ian and Paula's middle names are based on the D'Arby brothers from JoJo's, taking the first name of one of them and replacing the first letter with another one of their initials. Ian's is taken from "D'''aniel''' '''J.''' D'Arby", while Paula's is taken from "T'''elence''' T. '''D'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Arby" (purposefully using a strange romanization of "Terrence"). [[Daniel Delence Darby]]'s name references the same characters.
* [[ZiqwerkelSharda]] picked his birthday based on the date of National Avocado Day.
* His main personality was first featured in [[Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer]], an explicit parody of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. Ian took the place of [https://jojowiki.com/Koichi_Hirose Koichi Hirose], and his antsy personality is thus based on Koichi's.


== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
=== In-person ===
* [[r/CursedScratchProjects]]
* [[r/CursedScratchProjects]]
* [[the plural of remix is remices]]
* [[the plural of remix is remices]]
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* [[NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??]]
* [[NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??]]
* [[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]
* [[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]
* [[Memetastic]]
* [[my head hurts]]
* [[Irresponsible Uchūu Spaceship Tomato SSX of my Youngth]]
* [[JoJo'z Bizzare Aventuer ep 20 free streaming - Young Xæzar TVRip 2008]] (as Formaggio and the Secret Villain of the Remix Tree)
* [[the plural of remices is remiceses]]
* [[Час пригод настав, поспішай І на пошуки пригод вирушай Песик Джейк і хлопчик Фін Весело буде всім]]
* [[Dyschirius angustatus is a species of ground beetle in the subfamily Scaritinae.1 It was described]]
* [[A$stastic eouuuuuaaaaaahhhuuuuuaaaa remice]]
* [[Backside Flapjacks N' Onion øøøØØØØØ]]
* [[Variable Boyd]]
* [[mri chriztmuz 20201 yesyesyes]]
* [[Motion Along a Line Homework]]
* [[Avocado Clicker EXPERTMODE v1.1 Season 2! Episode Only (THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS!)]]
* [[Vroomer Ian]]
* [[r/TimeForToast]]
* [[Toast and Ian Play X-Plane]]
* [[r/AvocadoAdventure]]
* [[r/AvocadoAdventure (Game Only w/ Score)]]
=== Representations ===
* [[great remix cover]] (depiction in cover image only)
* [[OC SCANDAL ON SCRATCH]] (mentioned only)
* [[Shirley you can't be the Shirley of ShirlyShire,!]] (mentioned in description only)
* [[Wholly Cow, or "The Time I Played Fifty-Two Hours of Mirror's Edge in One Go"]] (depiction in credits only)
* [[oh gr8--reeeM-I-X the parapaparapa 1,2 the bored]] (depiction in cover image only)
* [[Jõ]] (depiction in image only)
* [[Cold Busters - Frank Response]] (mentioned only)
=== Non-canon ===
* [[Despacito OVA ft. Whole Horse but my computer can render it without lagging its way half to death]]
* [[The Remix Tree Anniversary Anthology Album]] (mentioned only)
* [[BETA of some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl]]
* [[Beta of Top20 BEST Coilguns available ON MARKEt for LEsS than 1221512$!!!!]] (mentioned in description only)
* [[Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2 - 2020 Redux]]


== Stand Appearances ==
== Stand Appearances ==
=== Jacie Denton ===
=== Jacie Denton ===
* [[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]
* [[Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490]]
=== Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes ===
* [[my head hurts]]


== References ==
== References ==

Latest revision as of 18:18, 1 October 2024

“

i read that in a book once,, or, maybe,, it was the back of a barbie dvd,,, i dont really, remember,

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—source
Avocado Ian
Pronouns
he/him
Other Names
tennisball[1]
Birthday
Jul 31
Stand
Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes
Jacie Denton
Family
Paula (sister)
Avocado Sis (sister)
Anina (partner)
Toast (spouse)
First Appearance
Source Media
Original

Ian Janiel Denton, commonly known as Avocado Ian, is one of the three main mascots of the remix tree, along with his sister Paula Denton, and Toast Michaelwaver. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user who was added to the remix world by fishfritters due to the machinations of Xx_warriercatz_xX; baffled and jaded by the remix tree at first, over time he seemed to soften, revealing an antsier personality.

He is Anina Arquaz's boyfriend, and due to Paula's shipping antics he is married to Toast.

Stand

Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes

Ian's main Stand, Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes / Reverb in US Releases Ultra Total Xtreme Meltdown Burn Frost Zoom Remix Takedown Extreme Edition at a Reasonable Price Act 5 – or just Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes for short – has the power to alter any number in existence. Anything that can be quantified in a number can be edited by Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes, and if this makes it seem ridiculously overpowered, that's because it is. The number appears on-screen as a Scratch slider variable.

Its only depicted instance of use is when Avocado Ian wanted to alter Xx_warriercatz_xX's talking speed. He called out the entire name of the Stand in order to to summon it; it's unclear if Ian has to do this every time.

Jacie Denton

Ian's secondary Stand, Jacie Denton, is a sentient Stand, based on a combination of JC Denton from Deus Ex and Sissel from Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. He exists not in the physical remix world, but in the World of the Dead, though he can view the physical world and interact with it using his Stand power: the ability to move himself between objects in the physical world, allowing him to possess objects and manipulate them. [2]

He was created when Paula used Crazy Remic to remix Ian's dying body; he woke up in the World of the Dead and was guided by a mysterious voice who explained his power to him, and helped him play a part in defeating Xx_warriercatz_xX. Initially, he believed he was Ian, but the mysterious voice later clarified his identity, and he resolved to help Paula out, seeing as his Stand User was dead.[2] Ian was later revived, and Jacie's current status is unclear,[3] although Ian still considers Jacie a friend.[4]

History

Creation

Avocado Ian was an OC created by an unknown Scratch user in real life, who submitted him to an OC reviewer on Scratch. The reviewer gave him a high rating, sparking jealousy in Matthew Rockefeller, whose OCs had received a low rating. Matthew decided to take revenge by trapping the highest-rated OCs inside a world of insanity; using their Stand, they created the remix tree, which contained a fictional universe where Ian and the other highest-rated OCs lived. From Ian's perspective, he had always lived in this fictional remix world, and now the absurdity was simply ramping up as the Scratch users portrayed more and more ridiculous things in their projects.[3]

School life

Ian went to school with his sister Paula, and they often had to deal with the school bully, Shannon. One particular incident involved Shannon infecting the siblings with bad 2018-era memes, which Ian only cured with the help of the school principal, W.B. Mason. The duo went to Holly Wood, the source of the infection. After a brief interruption by Noriaki Kakyoin, Holly gave them a cure, but Ian crashed his Ferrari, and the fire burned the pill bottle. Ian was instead cured when they found a cow, whose milk Ian drank and was cured by, in true Minecraft fashion. Presumably, Ian used the milk to cure Paula afterwards as well.[5]

The insanity begins

Toast and a bewildered Ian watch the bus pass by them at the bus stop.[1]

Ian was waiting for the bus at a bus stop in Ian's home, along with Paula and a stranger who he would later discover was named Toast.[1] However, when the bus arrived, it drove past them and flew away, much to his bewilderment; the only words he could muster were "shut the up".[6]

Ian later found himself in a strange yellow void. He and Paula discovered an evil plot by Toast, who hypnotized him and made him attempt to kill Paula; however, she successfully defeated Toast, and the two siblings happily went onto another adventure.[7] Along with Toast and Paula, he would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:

  • Going through a distorted version of the three's home world[8]
  • Acting out Deus Ex memes[9]
  • Inexplicably shooting Toast[9]
  • The last two bullet points again but this time in ASMR[10]

All of this made him bewildered and exasperated[6], and he realized something was wrong and that certain events were repeating. When he realized this, the remix tree seemed to temporarily rewind to a previous project, and Ian found himself in the wastelands; however, when he went into the house's door, he was greeted with the Jake Paul store, and suddenly it was back to inanity[10]. He found himself shooting Toast again, and attempted to escape and find his way back to his homeland[6], but was confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast and had to escape into space.[11]

In space, he confronted Jake Paul's space fleet, and was able to destroy it. When he finally got back home with Paula, he discovered that things were different than he remembered: apparently Jake Paul had been tormenting his land for centuries, and now he was being hailed as a hero known as the Silent Wind[11]. All of this baffled him so much that he decided to record some tapes documenting his experiences, hoping the denizens of his hometown would listen and believe the strange things he had experienced.[6]

Return to absurdity

He and Paula later returned to the insanity of the remix tree; the two appeared with Killer Queen in a Five Nights at Freddy's parody, attacking the player[6], and there was also a version of this where the only enemy was multiple copies of Ian[12]. The trio of Killer Queen, Paula, and Ian would continue into the next few remices, where the three cosplayed Pillar Men from JoJo's[13], then characters from Shrek[14], and celebrated ZiqwerkelSharda's birthday[15]. Ian even got featured in his own clicker game.[16]

Crazy Noisy Showdown

One day, he, Paula and Toast were hanging out at the Crazy Noisy Street Corner, and Paula struck up a conversation about Ian, which led to Ian revealing that he was in love with Anina Arquaz.[17] Paula was skeptical given Anina's previous murderous tendencies, but he was indifferent, and Toast didn't really understand the situation.[18]

Xx_warriercatz_xX, aka Matthew, prepares to shoot Ian.[2]

Suddenly, they were approached by Xx_warriercatz_xX, who complained about how chaotic the remix tree had gotten, and pulled a gun on the trio.[18] They then claimed that Ian was the source of the tree's chaos, as proved by his tapes which proved he remembered everything that had happened to him up to that point; this meant that shooting Ian was the only way to end the chaos. They shot Ian, and Paula used Crazy Remic on his dying body, which created a Stand: Jacie Denton.[2]

Waking up in the World of the Dead believing he was Ian, Jacie was guided by a mysterious voice who showed him how to use his Stand power to help Paula defeat Xx_warriercatz_xX. He did so, possessing a can and causing it to fly at them, which threw them off for long enough for Paula to KO them with Crazy Remic. The mysterious voice then clarified Jacie's identity to him, and he resolved to help Paula, seeing as his Stand User was dead.[2]

Ian was revived by Toast, who used Don't Bring Me Down to contort his body to be alive again. Along with Paula and Toast, Ian then listened to Xx_warriercatz_xX rant about how they had been the one to create the remix tree in reality, but Paula requested Ian use Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes to fast-forward it, and he did. The three went to go get ham sandwiches, but were stopped by Killer Queen, who rewound time to Paula's childhood using Milkcan Bites the Dust.[3]

Annoying the Guitaf

The Guitaf was constantly plagued by duplicates of Ian, which caused it to change in form and become more distorted.[19] In fact, on one occasion, the Guitaf's distortion led it to turn into Ian, at which point he started talking about how hot Yeong-Gi from I Love Yoo was.[20] Eventually, it was covered in so many copies of Ian that it died,[21] as Ian screamed about Sans from Undertale.[22] He'd eaten one too many Hershey's Kisses, and couldn't control his motion at all; finding himself on a dock, the evil fake BMO attacked him using projectiles, and the Guitaf was able to defend him.[23]

Life in the remix world

Ian and Toast's wedding ceremony.[24]

At one point, he annoyed Toast into coming to the park. Toast realized that some people might ship them together, and Ian was freaked out by this, but Paula thought it sounded cute.[25] The two were again tormented by Paula's shipping while trying to play a game of X-Plane, and despite both of their protests, Paula willed their wedding into existence. Minako Aino, Okuyasu Nijimura, Dio Brando, Utena Tenjou, and L Lawliet all attended.[24]

He later shot Toast similarly to how he did the first time, but this time he used a Boyng Brand Gum, a much safer form of gun. After shooting Toast, he turned into a car and started driving through the remix world, following a fire truck to a burning house, then going onto an open computer in said house in order to view the remix tree. Venturing through the remix tree, he eventually made his way into the project Gordon vs. the FAA, and turned into an airplane as he entered an airport. As an airplane, he flew to the dance floor in Consequence City, where he was confronted by distorted versions of Paula, Toast, and Vradia la Serket. He escaped into space, and fought and defeated Chick Hicks, Mater, Luigi, and Lightning McQueen.[26]

Back in Ian's hometown with Toast and his sister, he watched Airbus pass by and hold a conversation with Toast. He turned into the sun and started yelling obnoxiously, distracting Toast from the conversation; eventually, he revealed himself, and attempted to explain what had happened. However, before he could do so, he was startled by Toast extending his arm, at which point Toast launched Ian far away.[27] He chatted with Airbus while in the air, but his glasses fell off, horrifying Airbus. Ian hoped Airbus could appreciate his personality instead, but they didn't get time to deliberate before the two fell and landed in Pongland. Ian was then the ball in a game of Pong called "Pong Difficult Bro", kept afloat by a certain red diver who eventually failed and let him fall, killing him.[4]

Relationships

Anina Arquaz

Initially, Ian and Anina had a rocky relationship, as Anina tried to kidnap[17] and later kill[18] Ian while he was doing mundane tasks. However, Ian was somehow able to forgive this; he fell in love with Anina,[17] and started spending lots of time with her.[18]

Frank

Though they haven't been shown to interact, Frank and Ian are friends with each other.[4]

Giorno Giovanna

Ian considers Giorno a friendly face.[4]

Gloryclaw

Ian and Gloryclaw are good friends with each other.[4]

Guitaf

The Guitaf was constantly swarmed by Avocado Ian's ghostly image, and each time Ian's image would pass over it, it got more distorted.[28] At one point, Ian even turned the Guitaf into himself,[20] and later on the sheer amount of copies of Ian straight-up killed the Guitaf.[21] Ian later used the Guitaf to defend himself from BMO.[23]

Conjectures can be made, but ultimately the Guitaf's opinion on pretty much any of this is unclear – Ian, however, seems to see Guitaf as a friend.[4]

Joshu Higashikata

Ian is one of the few people not put off by Joshu, or at least who genuinely considers him a friend.[4]

Party Paint Joutaro

Joutaro and Ian are friendly with each other, though no specific interactions between the two have been depicted.[4]

Killer Queen

Ian and Killer Queen spent lots of time together; they cosplayed[13] and celebrated ZiqwerkelSharda's birthday together.[15] Paula Denton was with them for most of these. However, KQ's opinion of Ian soured around the time the siblings started spending more time with Toast Michaelwaver; Killer Queen called them "Lakewood Lozerz" and trying to use its Stand against them,[3] although Ian later referred to KQ as a friend nonetheless.[4]

Matthew Rockefeller

Matthew hates Ian due to being rated so highly above their own OC Gloryclaw, and brought him into the remix tree as a form of revenge; though upset by the chaos of the tree at first, Ian eventually got used to it.[3] However, the two maintain a strained relationship, with Ian mostly seeing Matthew as a threat. The main encounter between the two saw Matthew outright killing Ian,[2] and after the traumatic experience was over, Ian seemed uninterested in Matthew more than anything else.[3] Seeing as Matthew softened on the remix world over time,[29] they probably have a more mild opinion of Ian these days, but Ian still recoils at their name.[4]

Melone Mattea

Ian and Melone have never been shown to interact, but the two are indeed friends.[4]

Paula Denton

Paula and Ian are siblings,[6] and the two hang out often along with Toast Michaelwaver, considering each other good friends. Paula has a lot of affection for the two of them, and tends to take control of situations involving the three; this can manifests as protectiveness in dangerous situations,[18] or overenthusiastically shipping both Toast and Ian in spite of their wants.[24]

Phoogo

Although Avocado Ian and Phoogo have never met in person on-screen, Ian thinks Phoogo is horrid.[4]

Pianolove

Ian considers Pianolove a friend.[4]

Pico Pascal

The details of Pico and Ian's relationship are relatively vague, but they seem to be friends. Ian is happy to have Pico around,[4] and when Pico was stuck on a beach, Ian helped him find the way out.[30]

Shannon

During their school days, Shannon often bullied Ian and Paula, at one point infecting them with bad memes. Ian hated her due to her various dastardly deeds.[5]

Space Dio

Though the two have never been shown to interact, they are apparently good friends.[4]

Thumbnail

Thumbnail is a friend to Ian.[4]

Toast Michaelwaver

Toast and Ian both lived in Ian's home, but didn't seem to know each other very well. When the duo were brought into the insanity of the remix world, Ian was very hesitant to accept Toast as an ally due to the fact that Toast was hypnotizing Ian and later giving him and his sister Paula orders. In fact, Ian actually shot Toast, though Ian was quite discombobulated at the time. Eventually, they stopped being paired up quite so much, with Killer Queen taking Toast's place.[6]

Later on, their dynamic changed; he and Paula started hanging out with Toast a lot instead of Killer Queen, and the trio became good friends.[17] Toast and Ian in particular started hanging out a lot together,[25] often playing flight sims.[24] The pair's bond was strengthened by their mutual experiences of the Crazy Noisy Showdown, notably when Toast revived Ian after the latter was killed by Xx_warriercatz_xX.[3]

Despite all this, Toast is still quick to react badly to things he perceives as Ian's misdemeanors, namely identity theft.[27] This distance between the two is reflected in their opinion about a romantic relationship: despite Paula's overenthusiasm towards the subject, they're resistant to it, and reacted badly when Paula willed their wedding into existence.[24]

W.B. Mason

WB was principal at Ian's school, and Ian idolized him even before he knew WB was the principal. After Ian found this out, they turned out to be very good collaborators, managing to heal a bad meme infection together with the help of Holly Wood.[5]

Trivia

  • His name in the code of r/CursedScratchProjects, his first appearance, was "tennisball".
  • The name "Avocado Ian" was a reference to a story turtlehat, fishfritters, and ZiqwerkelSharda had recently written, which featured a character named Avocado Man. It was changed to Avocado Ian to match Paula's cries of "Ian!" in the audio of the plural of remix is remices.
  • His last name was added when he was featured in a parody of the Deus Ex Malkavian Mod; because he took the place of a character named "JC Denton", he was given the last name Denton as well.
  • Both Avocado Ian and Paula's middle names are based on the D'Arby brothers from JoJo's, taking the first name of one of them and replacing the first letter with another one of their initials. Ian's is taken from "Daniel J. D'Arby", while Paula's is taken from "Telence T. D'Arby" (purposefully using a strange romanization of "Terrence"). Daniel Delence Darby's name references the same characters.
  • ZiqwerkelSharda picked his birthday based on the date of National Avocado Day.
  • His main personality was first featured in Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer, an explicit parody of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. Ian took the place of Koichi Hirose, and his antsy personality is thus based on Koichi's.

Appearances

In-person

Representations

Non-canon

Stand Appearances

Jacie Denton

Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 r/CursedScratchProjects
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 my head hurts
  4. ↑ 4.00 4.01 4.02 4.03 4.04 4.05 4.06 4.07 4.08 4.09 4.10 4.11 4.12 4.13 4.14 4.15 r/AvocadoAdventure
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 Memetastic
  6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 6.4 6.5 6.6 a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated]
  7. ↑ the plural of remix is remices
  8. ↑ is this even tennis anymore
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 the plural of mice is mices
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
  12. ↑ a ñew vïëw except only avocado Ian remix
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 [FNAF AMV] Despacito ℇ:
  14. ↑ {Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse
  15. ↑ 15.0 15.1 ziqwerkelsharda's secret birthday balogna souprice recipe
  16. ↑ Avocado Clicker
  17. ↑ 17.0 17.1 17.2 17.3 Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer
  18. ↑ 18.0 18.1 18.2 18.3 18.4 Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand
  19. ↑ Час пригод настав, поспішай І на пошуки пригод вирушай Песик Джейк і хлопчик Фін Весело буде всім
  20. ↑ 20.0 20.1 mri chriztmuz 20201 yesyesyes
  21. ↑ 21.0 21.1 A$stastic eouuuuuaaaaaahhhuuuuuaaaa remice
  22. ↑ Backside Flapjacks N' Onion øøøØØØØØ
  23. ↑ 23.0 23.1 Motion Along a Line Homework
  24. ↑ 24.0 24.1 24.2 24.3 24.4 Toast and Ian Play X-Plane
  25. ↑ 25.0 25.1 NANI??? TOAST AND AVACADO IAN SHIP THEORY??
  26. ↑ Vroomer Ian
  27. ↑ 27.0 27.1 r/TimeForToast
  28. ↑ Час пригод настав, поспішай І на пошуки пригод вирушай Песик Джейк і хлопчик Фін Весело буде всім
  29. ↑ Girono goses to the tuna factory and dies
  30. ↑ Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2
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