[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl

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[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
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[some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl is a project in the remix tree, and the twenty-first in the main branch. Along with several other projects, its plot was included in Avocado Ian's rant in a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated].

Summary

With a distorted image of Dio in the background, Avocado Ian shoots Toast, who disappears, and text pops up saying Ian did it incorrectly. Joseph Joestar appears and attempts to predict the content of a soundbite playing, but gets it wrong and freaks out.

Ian then walks away and goes on a journey through many locales, such as a the brick background from I broke it again., the wastelands, and a clothes store. Eventually, he ends up on a dance floor where distorted versions of Paula and Toast appear and approach him, and to escape he flies up into the sky and space.

In space, the player controls Ian in a shoot-'em-up game, using his GEP gun to destroy Jake Paul's space fleet, which consists of various ships based on the items available in the Jake Paul store. After the mothership is defeated, a text box appears explaining that Jake Paul had been ravaging Ian's home for centuries, and that Ian then returns home, now known as the Silent Wind, and lives peacefully with Paula.

Chronology

Remixed from

Remixed into

Trivia

  • "M-I-X the flour into the bowl" is a lyric from Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken's rap from PaRappa the Rapper.
  • The thumbnail features the lyrics to "Dare" by Stan Bush in the background, and has been edited to resemble the cover art for Deus Ex.
  • The Instructions contain the same message as the previous project, but with each vowel replaced with the next vowel in the alphabet (wrapping around from the end, so u's are replaced with a's) and with each number increased by 1.
  • Ian's travel montage is an homage to the Brodyquest music video by Lemon Demon.
  • The game over screen for the shoot-'em-up section is based on the game over screen from Fire Emblem 7.

Characters

Notes

Instructions

5 ell o TONGLI-HIEDS uat thiri o brong a... thi esmr idition 5 esmr luvirs & fenetocs ots viry tongly su of ar en esmr fen yua woll injuy thos tongly prujict 5 piupli whu injuy esmr

Reduced lag verfsion: https://phosphorus.github.io/#237955295
NOTE: The reduced lag version displays some sprites incorrectly

Notes and Credits

i'm soarry for making the remix tree into a flipping game, why oh why

{>|<} CONTROLS FOR GAME SECTION {>|<}
Arrow Keys / WASD: Move Ian
Spacebar: Hold to charge up GEP round, let go to fire



Music:
Strike! from Fire Emblem 7: the Blazing Blade
BRODYQUEST by Neil Cicierega
Cosmo Tiger Fleet Theme from Space Battleship Yamato 2199
Pokéstar Studios Theme of Glory from Pokémon Black and White 2

SFX from Fire Emblem 7

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