Vroomer Ian

Vroomer Ian

Posted by

ZiqwerkelSharda

Posted on

Jan 29, 2021

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Vroomer Ian is a project in the remix tree, and ZiqwerkelSharda's first project in the remix renaissance after Gordon vs. the FAA.

Summary

With a distorted image of Dio Brando in the background, Avocado Ian shoots Toast with a gun that makes bouncy noises. Toast disappears, and text pops up saying Ian did it correctly. Joseph Joestar appears and recommends the viewer to practice gun safety like Ian, using Boyng Brand Gums.

Ian's feet are then replaced with wheels, and a Hungarian cover of the song "Gas Gas Gas" starts playing; ZiqwerkelSharda can occasionally be heard whispering and maniacally laughing in the background. Ian drives through many locales, such as a fire station, a house on fire, someone's laptop in the house which has the remix tree open, various remices, then into the project Gordon vs. the FAA. Upon going into that project, he finds himself in an airport and turns into a plane. He lands in Consequence City, where he finds his way onto the dance floor and is confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast, the former of which turns into Vradia la Serket.

To escape, Ian flies up into the sky and space. Once there, the player controls Ian in a shoot-'em-up game, using his GEP gun to destroy a space fleet of Cars characters, including copies of Chick Hicks, Mater, and Luigi, plus the final boss Lightning McQueen. After Lightning is defeated, dialogue appears entirely composed of the word "vroom".

Chronology

Remixed from

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  some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Remixed into

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  unicycle ian

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  Pilot Ian

Trivia

• iangecko commented on this project, marking his only interaction with the remix tree since the posting of BETTERERER VERZIN THAN ALL OF DA OTHERZ. His reappearance prompted ZiqwerkelSharda to ask for the reposting of his old projects, which then lead to the rediscovery of desrever neeb sah tcejorp.

Characters

• Dio Brando (depiction only)
• Toast
• Avocado Ian
• Joseph Joestar
• ZiqwerkelSharda (voice only)
• Paula
• Vradia la Serket
• Cars characters
  • Chick Hicks
  • Tow Mater
  • Luigi
  • Lightning McQueen

Only appearing in remix screenshots

• turtlehat (depiction in screenshot only)
• Face the Consequences (depiction in screenshot only)
• Xx_warriercatz_xX (depiction in screenshot only)
• Space Dio (depiction in screenshot only)
• Killer Queen (depiction in screenshot only)
• Gonko (mentioned in screenshot only)
• Mister Sushi Guy Dude Person (mentioned in screenshot only)
• fishfritters (depiction in screenshot only)
• PogChamp_279 (depiction in screenshot only)
• Gordon Freeman (depiction in screenshot only)
• Bus (depiction in screenshot only)
• Pico (depiction in screenshot only)
• Champ99 (depiction in screenshot only)
• Ten80 (depiction in screenshot only)

Notes

Instructions

He Vroom! Please press WASD
..
...

(the space game is still arrow keys + spacebar)

Notes and Credits

i mean idk what to tell you i got the idea and i had to do it