Pilot Ian
Pilot Ian is a project in the remix tree.
Summary
Avocado Ian shoots the air with a gun that makes bouncy noises. Text pops up saying Ian did it correctly, and Joseph Joestar appears and calls Ian a fool for having shot at nothing.
Ian's feet are then replaced by wheels. Ian visits the channels of various pilot YouTubers, goes to the Department of Transportation to get a flight license, flies to Tokyo, and lands at the airport at the same time as Ami Mizuno is there. From there, he flies to Apocalypse Airport, then passes by live-action Midori Asakusa, who has a flying device attached to her waist. He passes several planes from various anime, then anime-themed planes designed by PogChamp_279 in flight simulators. The next planes he passes by are all cursed in various ways, like having their engine and main body swapped, being absurdly elongated, and so on. One even has a child clinging to the front.
, he is confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast, the former of which turns into Vradia la Serket.
To escape, Ian flies up into the circus. Once there, the player controls Ian in a shoot-'em-up game, using his GEP gun to destroy a space fleet of unicycle critics, including the final boss, a circus ringmaster who thinks unicycles are only for the circus. Ian defeats them and convinces them to understand that unicycles are for everyone, and then some nonsense unicycle-related words appear on the screen including praise of Ian.
Chronology
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Trivia
- Ian's pilot certification reveals several interesting facts about him.
* He lives at "123 Remix Street, Remix, Ohio". This seems to contrast with his residence in Streetcorneria. * His sex is listed as "TB", presumably "tennis ball". Relatedly, his hair color is listed as "green". * He is 3 feet and 3 inches tall, and his weight is simply "69". * He was born on July 31, 2000 BCE. * His certificate was issued on December 8th, 2006, meaning this project presumably takes place twelve years before [WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3.
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Instructions
This is the greatest pilot of All Time.
Notes and Credits
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