unicycle ian
unicycle ian is a project in the remix tree.
Summary
Avocado Ian shoots Toast with a gun that makes bouncy noises. Toast disappears, and text pops up saying Ian did it correctly. Joseph Joestar appears and tells the viewer to be a unicycle baby.
Ian's feet are then replaced with a single unicycle wheel, a cackling sound is heard, and Mambo Mambo begins playing; AngieJones can be heard quietly in the background whispering about how to make a unicycle and use it on a commute, then goes on a rant about the viewer's large and powerful gas-storing legs. Ian drives into a computer and visits various unicycle-related websites, eventually purchasing a unicycle. As he drives, we see him unboxing it, riding to a shop, buying a clown outfit, and becoming a circus performer. He then switches to a penny-farthing, goes to an old-timey town and visits the unicycling scene there, then arrives at a circus. There, he is confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast, the former of which turns into Vradia la Serket.
To escape, Ian flies up into the circus. Once there, the player controls Ian in a shoot-'em-up game, using his GEP gun to destroy a space fleet of unicycle critics, including the final boss, a circus ringmaster who thinks unicycles are only for the circus. Ian defeats them and convinces them to understand that unicycles are for everyone, and then some nonsense unicycle-related words appear on the screen including praise of Ian.
Chronology
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Notes
Instructions
He unicycle! Please press WASD
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(the circus game is still arrow keys + spacebar)
Notes and Credits
im sorry but unicycles are superior