Boyd Cooper

“	Wait... Those eggheads in the ivory tower are crawling all over my skin, and if I know anything, I know that they have been fixing oil prices! Hmm... okay, okay, but... and who wins? Them! Who loses‽	”
—source

Boyd Cooper

First Appearance

Boyd Simulator

Source Media

Psychonauts

Boyd Cooper is a character from Psychonauts who appears in the Boyd Simulator tree, as well as making cameos in the remix tree. He makes insane, rambling conspiracy theories.

History

Boyd's world

In a white void, Boyd bounced around, changing colors and rambling about his conspiracy theories. He drank lots of his own moonshine, and his conspiracy theories were gradually overtaken by him just repeatedly mentioning his hooch. His drunk self was duplicated multiple times, and then they were all eaten and replaced by squirrels.

However, this was not the only dark fate that Boyd would face. Some of his rambling conspiracy theories turned out to be true, and he was "silenced" by the conspirators. He ended up dangling around like a ragdoll and babbling incoherently, his head replaced with Majora's Mask. He started moving around more and more violently, and clones of him appeared all over.

Remix world

When the Guitaf ended up in some kind of combination of Boyd's world and space, it heard Boyd's voice shouting "my hooch!" and "the squirrels!"

Appearances

• Boyd Simulator
• Boyd drank all the hooch
• Boyds drank all the hooch
• Squirrels eating all the boyd
• Boyd knew too much
• Boyd knows that he knows too much
• Variable Boyd (voice only)
• BOYD HMYOOCHHO​MYOCHHOOCH​HOOCH​MYHOOCHHO​MYOCHHOOCH​HOOC​MYHHOOC​MYHHOOCH​MYMYMY​MYMMYMY​MYMYMY​MMYMYMY​MYMYMY (voice only)