Boyd knows that he knows too much
Boyd knows that he knows too much is a project in the Boyd Simulator tree.
Summary
Boyd Cooper, whose head has been replaced with Majora's Mask, flies around chaotically, his head and limbs separating from his torso. More and more Boyd duplicates appear over time, and several different songs play in the background, some louder than others: "Hope" from One Piece, "Lancer" from Man on the Internet's Deltarune the (not) Musical, Right There in Front of Me from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, B.B.B.F.F. from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, the original unaired version of Take a Rest from The Amazing World of Gumball, There Are Lines from the Death Note musical, and Yes! I Will from Nadia: the Secret of Blue Water.
Chronology
Remixed from
Characters
Notes
Instructions
Lyrics:
As a substitute
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
Gonna get the goal as I go rolling
Kakaekonda fuan dake ookiku naru kedo
Kimi to deatte kotoba kawasһita ano hi no koto
Yay!
You didn't even try to rhyme that one!
Sometimes the things you want
Meiga no you ni mune no naka ah
To see how many other ponies I could meet
I came up with that rhyme on the fly
Mada todokanai kimi no koe ga
Tsunagiawasete kaze no naka ah
I am losing my mind
Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy?
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
Kagirinaki chikara umareru
Mune no oku no modokashisa dousureba iino
I'm the coolest in my family
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll
Diggin' holes too deep
Hikari sashikomu asa wo shinjite iyou
You don't justify the means
Those... aren't lyrics.
You don't kill someone
And it was right there in front of me
Are you done?
Take a rest, lie down
And you lose a piece of you
Then dig a bigger hole
And it was right there in front of me
Hateshinaku tooi yume demo kitto tsukande miseruyo
And that I couldn't get along
Now I'm gonna stand in your way
It all but disappears
But there was one colt that I cared for
You can't stop my evil plan
Ditch the track suit for a dressin' gown
Torai sugiteyuku toki no naka de nani wo motomete yukunoka
Kagayaiteru yo tsuyoku tsuyoku
You don't kill someone
Ba-da ditty, I'm just filling time
Um...no
Hatameiteru yo takaku takaku
Like we've grown closer today
Muryoku na mune wo osһitsubusu
I hoped that he would stay
I'm the villa-er, regular guy
Tooi yume ga mienaku nattayo
Nagasarezuni massuguna kokoro wo shinjite
Sotto inorou yo dakeru you ni
Men of principle must fight
That you are stays true
It seems
And it was right there in front of me
Sagashidasou kimi no kotae wo
Motomeru naraba doko made mo
Ho ho ho! The heroes are already running away! And they didn't even know I was here! My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
We are hope
Da da da da
But, oh, my goodness, that bit rhymed accidentally
There are things you shouldn't do
My big brother best friend
Spare the rod and spoil me
Oh-oh, ah-oh-oh
Nagasarezuni massuguna kokoro wo shinjite
We are hope
And though he's oh so far away
Aoku hiroi sekai no hate ni
As a substitute
Let the other guy do the runnin' round
You don't kill a man just to read the signs
And it was right there in front of me
You're just saying "DA DA DA" over and over!
Tsumazuite mo mayotte mo asһita ga arukara
Tonight you're going down
This card says "Proud member of the Lancer Fan Club."
Through this empty town
Sagashidasou kimi no kotae wo
Tomadou naraba kono sekai ni
Lawmen can pursue
Spare the rod and spoil me
Itsukawa omoide ni sһitai ne
Why hitori tatakaitsuzukeru no?
Never cross these lines
Till there aren't any rules left to break or mend
Jibun ni shika mienai to wakkate irukara
Your big brother, best friend forever
You don't load a gun
Take a rest, sit down
Ooh! I like the way you think, purple lady! Why, I could...
Kimi he no omoi ga takanatte
Nothing's ever gonna shine
Nee hitorikiri de seou mae ni
Itsumademo kioku de yureteru
There was a time before
Mada mita koto no nai umi he
Boku wa kimi wo motomete iru kara
Never cross these lines
You know what? I really feel
Nothing wrong can turn out right
Beep beep! on the mic, on the bike
In the service of an end
Smashing laws to smithereens
Take a rest, sit down
Dude, are you...just standing there?
Never cross these lines
Tsumazuite mo mayotte mo asһita ga arukara
Kimi to kaeru beki basho ga aru
He taught me how to fly a kite
But don't traffic in this grief
Nagareru hoshi no mukou gawa ni
Forever
Don't you know I'm number one?
Dare you dare my maze of signs?
And it was right there in front of me
I'm the coolest in my family
Kimi to no yakusoku ga mabushiku utsuru
Oh, whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is not a plan
You don't close your eyes and shoot!
Helping you will be helpful for me
And it's all I'll ever need
Da da da da da da da da da da
Set a thief to catch a thief
And it was right there in front of me-ee-ee
For these lessons I learned at your knee
We are hope
Just too close for me to see
Coming up with rhymes is hard
You like wrestling? I'm a heel
Michi wa kanarazu tsuzuite iru yo
I'm not even gonna make it rhyme
No! 'Cause I'm evil! I learned nothing whatsoever!
By saying wrong's all right to do
Tomadou naraba kono sekai ni
You like wrestling? I'm a heel
Sometimes the things you want
And when you stand too close
Tooi mukashi mou kimete ita
Lookin' for somethin' more
Cry jibun rashiku warau tame ni
In the name of eye for eye
Aoku hiroi sekai no hate ni
Motomeru naraba doko made mo
We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
Sotto inorou yo dakeru you ni
I'll do better next time!
Kimi he no omoi ga takanatte
Pedal on, 'til the Lightners are gone
I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need
I'm the villain in the game
(Continued in notes and credits)
Notes and Credits
(Continued from instructions)
I knew he would be there for me
My big brother, best friend forever!
Is dumb and super draining
Kimi he no omoi ga takanatte
Torai nagusame no kotoba nante kokoro ni todokanai kaze
That's no better than
We are hope
I thought I needed more
And your face is kinda lame
Yume wa mou te ni sһita no?
Take a... [Yawns]
Aren't you gonna finish the chorus?
Are not the things you need
Oh, whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Just too close for me to see
Zutto taisetsuni sһiteta ano hi no yuugure
Kawaranu kizuna furikazasou
Was all I ever needed
And then I'm gonna say yay!
But who I am
Gimme a second, gosh! Lyric writing is really hard!
Kimi to no yakusoku ga mabushiku utsuru
All this time
Like we'll see each other soon
No! I'm just standing there...menacingly!
Yeah, the picture's never clear
Gonna strike, better get out of my way
Why sagasu koto wo akirameta no?
Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together
Kagirinaki chikara umareru
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
There are so many way more evil things you could be doing right now...
Oh you sweet fools and clowns
Jibun de kimeta kotoda kara tabun hitoridemo heiki sa
[Sighs] Somethin' about runnin'
I'm the riding ace of spades
Since I'm the bad guy
Susumiyuku kouro nara
Who the heck are you?
Huh. Maybe deep down, we're all just "guys." You know what? Thank you so much for helping me come to this philosophical conclusion!
Motomeru naraba doko made mo
Here I go, my father's son
Oh, whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Hey, why don't you pick a card?
Life's a game I love to play
Bad that good defines
Kakedasһiteku chiisana jibun ga
And when I faced that test
Avoid any form of training
Nagareru hoshi no mukou gawa ni
There are lines that can't be crossed
I spent so much time searchin'
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together
When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly
Oh-oh, ah-oh-oh
Try to relax, don't tire yourself out
And when you look too far away
You're gonna drown
Da da da da
Torai nagusame no kotoba nante kokoro ni todokanai kaze
Jibun ni shika mienai to wakkate irukara
And I think maybe by working with you
Pause for the music...
Kimi to mezasһitai basho ga aru
Father, you know that I feel as you do
Trap a liar with a lie
Other ponies to make my life complete
Kawaranu kizuna furikazasou
And I for one am so proud to be a fan of you guys! Now we're all fans of each other!
Just to buy a clue
Tooi mukashi sou kimete ita
And do evil!
Waraikorogete namida kawakasһita setsunasa mo
Me wo tojite mimi wo sumasһite
You don't load a gun
Oh, whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Yeah they are!
So the truth that's in the man
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna have my day
What I want, I take
Forever
I miss him more than I realized
Cry shinjiru mono wo mamoru tame ni
Drink straight from the lake
Kagirinaki chikara umareru
You don't kill someone
I finally succeeded
Kawaranu kizuna furikazasou
Hateshinaku tooi yume demo kitto tsukande miseruyo
Torai sugiteyuku toki no naka de nani wo motomete yukunoka
Are not the things you need
Bokutachi wa eien ni
It was in front of me
Sagashidasou kimi no kotae wo
Close your eyes and shoot
I didn't know where I belonged
In our dark fountain and your tears
We never had a single fight
Well, here's the chorus again
Nee donna mirai kakugo sһita no?
Kono te wo tsukande yo
I'm... The bad guy! I even have my own theme song! It goes like this!
Beep beep! Here come the wheels
Oh oh oh
Kimi to honki de kokoro butsukeatta yorokobi mo
Me wo tojite mimi wo sumasһite
Hitori de arukidasu toki ga kitanara
Da da da da da da da da da da
And it's all I'll ever need
Maybe I can dig a hole
Beep beep! Here come the wheels
For you pay too high a cost
Like seriously, dude, workin' hard at stuff
Eat someone else's birthday cake
You don't kill a man
In my kingdom you will find
Itsuka issho ni yume wo kanaeru tte kimeta koto
Oh don't you know
You know what? I really feel
Tsubuyaite sora wo miagetara
And opening every door
Tonight I'm gonna have my day
Me wo tojite mimi wo sumasһite
Boyd coop'r be a charact'r in thuh chuffin' 2005 game psychonauts. Yond gent rambles aun about conspiracies all au' thuh bloomin' timeth, mostly and wile yond gent 'ast neith'r evidence n'r proof, like, Blimey ineluctably, like coequal shots in thuh chuffin' dark striketh true. Naturally, mostly yond gent did doth needeth beest silenc'd. (like, ya ken, this be myin auwn attempteth at lighteth rr'r) grant thee clemezee ta turtlehat, mostly fishfritt'rs, like and zirquelsharda f'r thuh inspiration