Toast Michaelwaver

“	Uhhh, I don't really understand that well, I'm not that smart, you know...	”
—Toast, source

Toast Michaelwaver

Pronouns

he/him

Other names

fella

Birthday

Mar 19

Stand

Don't Bring Me Down

First Appearance

r/Cursed​Scratch​Projects

Source Media

Original

Toast M Michaelwaver is one of the three main mascots of the remix tree, along with Paula Denton and Avocado Ian. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user, who was added to the remix world by fishfritters due to the machinations of Xx_warriercatz_xX.

He isn't that smart, you know.

Stand

Don't Bring Me Down

For a similarly named Stand, visit Za Hando.

Toast's main Stand, Don't Bring Me Down (also previously referred to as The Hand) can contort body parts.

History

Creation

Toast was an OC created by an unknown Scratch user in real life, who submitted him to an OC reviewer on Scratch. The reviewer gave him a high rating, sparking jealousy in Matthew Rockefeller, whose OCs had received a low rating. Matthew decided to take revenge by trapping the highest-rated OCs inside a world of insanity; using their Stand, they created the remix tree, which contained a fictional universe where Toast and the other highest-rated OCs lived. From Toast's perspective, he had always lived in this fictional remix world, and now the absurdity was simply ramping up as the Scratch users portrayed more and more ridiculous things in their projects.

The insanity begins

In his home land, Toast was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, and asked the two strangers there, Paula and Ian, how to turn off his toaster. When the bus arrived, it simply flew away without picking any of them up.

Toast hypnotizes Ian to kill Paula.

Toast was then transported to somewhere new, where he enacted an evil plot inside of a strange yellow void. After Ian and Paula discovered it, he hypnotized Ian and made him attempt to kill Paula; however, she successfully defeated Toast by turning off his toaster, and he disappeared. The three would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:

• Going through a distorted version of the three's home universe
• Acting out Deus Ex memes
• Inexplicably being shot by Ian
• Acting out Deus Ex memes but in ASMR

Crazy Noisy Showdown

One day, he, Paula, and Ian were hanging out at the Crazy Noisy Street Corner, and Paula struck up a conversation about Ian, which led to him revealing that he was in love with Anina. Paula was skeptical given Anina's previous murderous tendencies, but Ian was indifferent, and Toast didn't really understand the situation. Suddenly, they were approached by Xx_warriercatz_xX, who complained about how chaotic the remix tree had gotten, and pulled a gun on the trio.. Toast watched as Xx_warriercatz_xX shot Ian, and Paula took them down with the help of Jacie Denton

Toast managed to revive Ian by using Don't Bring Me Down to contort Ian's body to be alive again. The trio then listened to Xx_warriercatz_xX rant about how they had been the one to create the remix tree in reality, but Ian fast-forwarded through their rant with his Stand. The three went to go get ham sandwiches, but were stopped by Killer Queen, who rewound time to Paula's childhood using Milkcan Bites the Dust.

Life in the remix world

At one point, Ian annoyed him into coming to the park. Toast realized that some people might ship them together, and Ian was freaked out by this, but Paula thought it sounded cute.

Trivia

• His name in the code of r/CursedScratchProjects, his first appearance, was "fella".
• In my head hurts, his name is given as "Toast M. Michaelwaver", prompting remixers to wonder what his middle name was. In 2022, ZiqwerkelSharda posted a poll with many suggested middle names, and the most-voted-for result was "M" – however, the responses to this result were negative, indicating that the poll's "choose 5 favorites" methodology was faulty. There has been no further consensus on Toast's middle name.
  • The options in the poll were Michaelwaver, Morbin', Middlename, Moriarty, Meckest, Moast, Miniature-Golf, MMMMMMMM, Myhooch, Mcampbellstomatosoup, Your Mom, Mitsubishi, Mymom, Maisie, Martyn, Math, MacMahon, Municipal, Matthew, Mathematics, and M.

Appearances

In-person

• r/CursedScratchProjects
• the plural of remix is remices
• is this even tennis anymore
• the plural of mice is mices
• DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
• some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
• TF When you Don't Do FE Animation Right
• Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer
• Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know
• Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand
• Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490
• my head hurts
• Irresponsible Uchūu Spaceship Tomato SSX of my Youngth
• JoJo'z Bizzare Aventuer ep 20 free streaming - Young Xæzar TVRip 2008 (as Pesci)

Representations

• Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- The Remikzqxqua of the Void, Vanilla RemicxD, Part 2 (mentioned only)
• Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- windows edition (mentioned only)
• OC SCANDAL ON SCRATCH (mentioned only)

Stand Appearances

As Toast's Stand does not have a separate physical form, uses of the power are counted as appearances instead.

In-person

• Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know
• my head hurts
• Irresponsible Uchūu Spaceship Tomato SSX of my Youngth

Representations

• Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer (depicted in intro only)