Joseph Stalin: Difference between revisions

From Crazy Noisy Remix Tree Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
 
(9 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Infobox|Joseph Stalin|
<center>{{Quote|How is he not dead yet.|origin=[[Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo|source]]}}</center>{{Infobox|Joseph Stalin|
{{ibw|[[File:Joseph Stalin.png|1000x250px]]}}
{{ibw|[[File:Joseph Stalin.png|1000x250px]]}}
{{ib|Pronouns|he/him}}
{{ib|Pronouns|he/him}}
{{ib|First Appearance|[[Life of the Pacifist]] (off-screen)}}
{{ib|First Appearance|[[Life of the Pacifist]] (off-screen)<br>[[Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo]] (full)}}
{{ib|Source Media|[[Real life]]}}
{{ib|Source Media|[[Real life]]}}
}}
}}
'''Joseph Stalin''' is a character in [[Das Pacito AMV Warriors]], originally from [[real life]]. He is the secretary for the [[Das Pacitos]].
'''Joseph Stalin''' is a character in [[Das Pacito AMV Warriors]], originally from [[real life]]. He was initially hired as the secretary for the [[Das Pacitos]], but quickly went off to pursue his own ends, chief among them being the takeover of the Soviet Union. He is a violent wannabe despot who tends to shoot first and ask questions later.


== History ==
== History ==
=== Childhood ===
Stalin bullied [[Vladimir Lenin]] in their school years.<ref name="dp1">[[Life of the Pacifist]]</ref>
Stalin bullied [[Vladimir Lenin]] in their school years.<ref name="dp1">[[Life of the Pacifist]]</ref>


Later, when Lenin, [[Leon Trotsky]], and [[Karl Marx]] were being attacked by [[Tsathoggua]], Trotsky called the [[Das Pacitos]]' secretary for help, unaware of Stalin's identity. Stalin sent help in the form of nukes, but it didn't reach China until after Tsathoggua had already killed Marx and the other two Soviets had already escaped.<ref name="dp1">[[Life of the Pacifist]]</ref>
=== Das Pacitos ===
Stalin ended up working as the Das Pacitos' secretary. When Lenin, [[Leon Trotsky]], and [[Karl Marx]] were being attacked by [[Tsathoggua]], Trotsky called the [[Das Pacitos]]' secretary for help, unaware of his identity. Stalin sent help in the form of nukes, but it didn't reach China until after Tsathoggua had already killed Marx and the other two Soviets had already escaped.<ref name="dp1">[[Life of the Pacifist]]</ref>
 
Having found out about Marx's death, Stalin immediately assumed control of [[Leningrad]], renaming it Stalingrad; searching through Marx's notes, he discovered the existence of Marx's secret vault, learned about [[Doctor Joe]]'s true identity as the despicable Josef Mengele, and revived the [[KGB]]. During a speech where he proclaimed to the public that the Das Pacitos were no more, he was confronted by the very same Das Pacitos (minus some members who had left by then). They had an argument in Stalin's palace, where he inadvertently revealed the existence of the vault to the others, causing Lenin to break down and leave. On the topic of his takeover, he claimed he was only keeping track of the city and suggested the Das Pacitos needed to find a new leader, while simultaneously attempting to breed dissent and instability among them by making the false claim that Trotsky was an American spy. He held the others at gunpoint while sending the KGB after Trotsky, who barely escaped through the vents.<ref name="dp2">[[Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo]]</ref>
 
After waiting eight hours with no result, Stalin started growing impatient. An officer of the KGB informed him that Lenin was attempting to resurrect Marx in the lab of the still-disguised Mengele – a panicked and upset Stalin traveled to the lab, taking the Das Pacitos with him as hostage. With the dark ritual already in motion, Mengele revealed his true identity and his plans to summon [[OC|OCs]] from [[Hell]], and though Stalin commanded his officers to shoot Mengele, the bullets had no effect. The Das Pacitos other than Lenin had escaped, and Mengele had blocked the exit, meaning Stalin and Lenin's only recourse was to jump through the portal into Hell.<ref name="dp2">[[Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo]]</ref>


== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
* [[Life of the Pacifist]]
* [[Life of the Pacifist]] (off-screen and flashback only)
* [[Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo]]


== References ==
== References ==

Latest revision as of 01:58, 20 October 2024

How is he not dead yet.

source
Joseph Stalin
Pronouns
he/him
First Appearance
Source Media

Joseph Stalin is a character in Das Pacito AMV Warriors, originally from real life. He was initially hired as the secretary for the Das Pacitos, but quickly went off to pursue his own ends, chief among them being the takeover of the Soviet Union. He is a violent wannabe despot who tends to shoot first and ask questions later.

History

Childhood

Stalin bullied Vladimir Lenin in their school years.[1]

Das Pacitos

Stalin ended up working as the Das Pacitos' secretary. When Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Karl Marx were being attacked by Tsathoggua, Trotsky called the Das Pacitos' secretary for help, unaware of his identity. Stalin sent help in the form of nukes, but it didn't reach China until after Tsathoggua had already killed Marx and the other two Soviets had already escaped.[1]

Having found out about Marx's death, Stalin immediately assumed control of Leningrad, renaming it Stalingrad; searching through Marx's notes, he discovered the existence of Marx's secret vault, learned about Doctor Joe's true identity as the despicable Josef Mengele, and revived the KGB. During a speech where he proclaimed to the public that the Das Pacitos were no more, he was confronted by the very same Das Pacitos (minus some members who had left by then). They had an argument in Stalin's palace, where he inadvertently revealed the existence of the vault to the others, causing Lenin to break down and leave. On the topic of his takeover, he claimed he was only keeping track of the city and suggested the Das Pacitos needed to find a new leader, while simultaneously attempting to breed dissent and instability among them by making the false claim that Trotsky was an American spy. He held the others at gunpoint while sending the KGB after Trotsky, who barely escaped through the vents.[2]

After waiting eight hours with no result, Stalin started growing impatient. An officer of the KGB informed him that Lenin was attempting to resurrect Marx in the lab of the still-disguised Mengele – a panicked and upset Stalin traveled to the lab, taking the Das Pacitos with him as hostage. With the dark ritual already in motion, Mengele revealed his true identity and his plans to summon OCs from Hell, and though Stalin commanded his officers to shoot Mengele, the bullets had no effect. The Das Pacitos other than Lenin had escaped, and Mengele had blocked the exit, meaning Stalin and Lenin's only recourse was to jump through the portal into Hell.[2]

Appearances

References