KGB
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A member of the KGB.
The KGB, short for Killer Gory Buddies once Stalin takes control of them, are Stalin's personal militia in Das Pacito AMV Warriors, led by Lyudmila Pavlichenko. They take the form of Teletubbies with guns; they were originally created by Karl Marx with the intention of being a peaceful and humane police force, but were appropriated by Stalin after Marx's death and used in his attempted takeover of Leningrad.
History
Karl Marx developed the concept of the KGB as a theoretical "happy police force that will humanely get information from criminals through extensive tickling and laying alternation warm and cool hotdog slices together to create the illusion of pain." At some point, he decided to lock the idea up in his secret vault, and they never came to fruition until after his eventual death, when Joseph Stalin realized them as part of his attempt to take over Leningrad. The KGB obeyed Stalin's every whim, from holding the Das Pacitos at gunpoint, to following him to Josef Mengele's house and attempting to shoot down Mengele and the OCs he summoned. The group that went to the house were swiftly killed by the OCs.[1]
The KGB still remaining outside (led by either Jerry or Lyudmila Pavlichenko depending on which one of them you ask) helped the proletariat evacuate from Stalingrad during the OCs' destruction of the city, leading them to a safe bunker outside the city. A small group of KGB members, along with Jerry and Pavlichenko, left to look for survivors, but got lost in Siberia. There, they encountered Baba Yaga, Mikhail Bakhtin, and Corn Cob Guy, who were looking for an escape route from the OCs, and joined up with them on their journey.[2]