Acid Vacation

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Acid Vacation
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Acid Vacation is the fourth episode of Das Pacito AMV Warriors. It details Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin's travels through the universe as they attempt to return to their allies, while the remaining Das Pacitos meet with Rasputin to discuss how to defeat OCs.

Summary

Having acquired the Magic Travel Clock, Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin are teleporting randomly throughout the universe in an attempt to get home. They visit spades of ridiculous and nightmarish areas, including the untitled world. They eventually land in a hilly landscape, where Hank Duces materializes and demands they give over the Clock or be arrested.

Baba Yaga's entourage has made it to Karl Marx's lab. She, Pavlichenko, Bakhtin, Corn Cob Guy, and a member of the KGB start exploring it. Eventually Bakhtin runs across Rasputin, who says he knows how to kill OCs. Baba Yaga gives him ten minutes to explain, and he starts expositing...

Rasputin explains that he is the son of Peter Neiers, a notorious bandit and serial killer from 16th-century Germany who had a fascination with the occult. Neiers had made a deal with vampires to gain immortality, and before being executed, blessed Rasputin with the same immortality. Rasputin grew up to become a street magician, and at one point accidentally had a child, an ancestor of Marx. He had a dalliance with the Russian Tsar's family for a while, controlling their government, before getting fed up and going off to live in nature.

Eventually, Rasputin was approached by Marx and Josef Mengele (in disguise as Doctor Joe), who wanted to open a portal to Hell for their OC project. He gave them some ritual components but not the whole thing, knowing "Doctor Joe" was competent to do something with it; still, it was enough for Marx to cancel the operation and allow Rasputin into his vault to avoid the outside world. Rasputin later gave the full ritual information to Lenin because he saw Lenin as incompetent enough so as to render the information harmless. Baba Yaga then asks Rasputin about how to kill OCs, and he begins a test run.

Stalin and Lenin continue traversing the cosmos, eventually ending up at an Auschwitz concentration camp. Lenin realizes Mengele is there and goes to kill him, but first infiltrates his office. Here, Lenin finds out about the Neo Heaven-Sent Ultimatum, before being intercepted by Hank Duces once more. Stalin dons a disguise and tries to bring Mengele to the other side of the camp in order to stop Lenin from changing the timeline, but instead ends up befriending Mengele due to their shared love of genocide and twins. Lenin then runs in, chased by Hank Duces, and he and Stalin make a silent agreement to go back to time hopping.

Outside Marx's vault, Jerry and some other members of the KGB get into a tussle with the OC Pikablue, and nearby, Cursed Image Wizard crashes a plane piloted by Wikipe-tan, Leon Trotsky, Luis Frosty, and Great-Grand Daddy Yankee. Wikipe-tan's entourage meets up with Baba Yaga's in the vault, where Rasputin is being attacked by the tentacle man OC. At Rasputin's request, the group retrieves a set of "magic containment devices" to contain the OC, which look notably like Pokéballs. Jerry's team also enters, having knocked out Pikablue, and the gang confronts Cursed Image Wizard.

Lenin and Stalin continue traveling, and come across a hallway where Marx orders Pavlichenko not to let a certain someone progress in the ranks. They eventually enter the Denny's at the bottom of the Challenger Deep, the opposite and equal location to the IHOP at the top of Mount Everest. They meet members of the Google Suite, who give them a button to go on a "trippy existential journey". Upon pressing it, Lenin and Stalin are confronted with a door guarded by Gmail and Google Classroom, who tell them they must sacrifice something valuable. Stalin suggests his soul, but Google Classroom just tells him to give them the Magic Travel Clock.

Once they enter, they meet Google Drive, who (after another brief altercation with Hank Duces) asks them about the higher purpose of life. The duo is unable to answer and so gets sent on a trippy drug sequence. After a couple of tries, Stalin gets the correct answer: the meaning of life is to get out of doing your taxes. Google Drive sends them back to the IHOP, where Stalin explains that getting out of doing your taxes is a metaphor for finding meaning in life other than what you were meant to do. Both characters' text colors change to signify character development, and they hijack Estrovejas's plane once more.

Cursed Image Wizard sends most of his cursed images after Stalin and Trotsky, and summons more to finish off the gang. The wizard then kills Corn Cob Guy, right as Estrovejas, Stalin, and Lenin arrive. Rasputin uses magic to summon a blessed image, which paralyzes the wizard, and then the group, finally reunited, spends four hours catching each other up on all the plot threads. They then hold a Viking funeral for Corn Cob Guy, and Lenin proposes forming a new group, a "remix" of the old Das Pacitos: the Das Pacito AMV Warriors.

Meanwhile in Stalingrad, now renamed Mengelegrad, Josef Mengele gets a report from one of his OCs that the Neo-Heaven Sent Ultimatum is nearing completion...

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Release announcement

As the end draws near we now enter the fourth chapter of the Das Pacito AMV Warriors, with chapter 4 https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1JLFtA_ACmlf7kh6xcM53eO96urAEY2nLYsjck-M9CJo/edit?usp=sharing. Anyway after this we have 2 more OVAs and then the grand finale on Sunday. So get ready!

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