Boyd Cooper
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Wait... Those eggheads in the ivory tower are crawling all over my skin, and if I know anything, I know that they have been fixing oil prices! Hmm... okay, okay, but... and who wins? Them! Who loses‽ |
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Boyd Cooper is a character from Psychonauts who appears in the Boyd Simulator tree, as well as making cameos in the remix tree. He makes insane, rambling conspiracy theories.
History (Boyd's world)
In a white void known as Boyd's world, Boyd bounced around, changing colors and rambling about his conspiracy theories.[1] At one point, he even had a gigantic mech resembling the Big O from the anime of the same name, which he flew around in while continuing his ramblings.[2]
He drank lots of his own moonshine, and his conspiracy theories were gradually overtaken by him just repeatedly mentioning his hooch.[3] His drunk self was duplicated multiple times,[4] and then they were all eaten and replaced by squirrels.[5]
However, this was not the only dark fate that Boyd would face. Some of his rambling conspiracy theories turned out to be true, and he was "silenced" by the conspirators. He ended up dangling around like a ragdoll and babbling incoherently, his head replaced with Majora's Mask.[6] He started moving around more and more violently, and clones of him appeared all over.[7]
History (remix world)
Boyd was locked inside Marx's secret vault where Marx kept all of his craziest ideas. He was in the cell next to Rasputin.[8]
When the Guitaf ended up in some kind of combination of Boyd's world and the remix world's version of space, it heard Boyd's voice shouting "my hooch!" and "the squirrels!"[9]
Appearances
- Boyd Simulator
- Boyd drank all the hooch
- Boyds drank all the hooch
- Squirrels eating all the boyd
- Boyd knew too much
- Boyd knows that he knows too much
- Variable Boyd (voice only)
- BOYD HMYOOCHHOMYOCHHOOCHHOOCHMYHOOCHHOMYOCHHOOCHHOOCMYHHOOCMYHHOOCHMYMYMYMYMMYMYMYMYMYMMYMYMYMYMYMY (voice only)
- Boyd Negotiator
- Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo
References
- ↑ Boyd Simulator
- ↑ Boyd Negotiator
- ↑ Boyd drank all the hooch
- ↑ Boyds drank all the hooch
- ↑ Squirrels ate all the boyd
- ↑ Boyd knew too much
- ↑ Boyd knows that he knows too much
- ↑ Electric Shock Therapy Boogaloo
- ↑ BOYD HMYOOCHHOMYOCHHOOCHHOOCHMYHOOCHHOMYOCHHOOCHHOOCMYHHOOCMYHHOOCHMYMYMYMYMMYMYMYMYMYMMYMYMYMYMYMY