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Dio Brando is a character in the remix tree who is originally from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He appears throughout many corners of the remix world, and in many forms, in addition to having a counterpart known as Space Dio based on his design from JoJo's Part 1. It has been suggested that Dio's myriad appearances are actually different beings, but without evidence to the contrary, this wiki simply collates most appearances of Dio into one character.
He hails from Planet Guggyschmugl, and is the nemesis of Party Paint Joutaro. Online, he goes by guggyschmugl772.
Stand
Dio's Stand
Dio's Stand has many randomized names, and has taken on the appearance of many Stands from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, making it hard to say what its true name and appearance is. He has called his Stand by the names of Junky Janker, Heather Feather ASMR, GentleWhispers ASMR, Anime, the Kill Me Baby OP, Crusty Cruster, Zankoku na Tenshi no Teeze, Mr. Raindrop, Tooi Nioi, External Hard Drive,[1] The Diary of Horace Wimp, Imagine Wagons, Rocket Jump Waltz, Land of the Loops, Crysis Let's Play Episode 5, Wonder Bread, SCP-009-J, Gordin, and Fireboy and Watergirl 3D.[2]
Whatever its name, Dio's Stand ability is one of "crustyfication"; he can make the Scratch project he appears in "crusty", causing its visuals and sound to become filtered and low-quality.[1] His Stand is incredibly strong, being able to near-instantly kill Melone after just a touch.[2]
History
Origins
He originated from a long family of bratwurst vendors on Planet Guggyschmugl, a planet where humans are considered lowly, hence his penchant for killing and eating humans. He claimed to be the only member of his family not to sell bratwurst, although he contradicted himself on this fact. At one point, he encountered a Lithuanian farmer selling bratwurst on the street, and felt the urge to stab him due to his prejudice against Lithuanian farmers and the fact that the farmer was hurting his family's business. However, he instead chose to politely confront the farmer, who refused to stop and instead poured concrete on the bratwurst cart to keep it there, a very disrespectful gesture in Dio's culture. Dio was deeply offended, but felt there was nothing he could do, and went back home to his family to complain.
He later moved to Earth to avoid having to deal with batteroid bugs, a particularly annoying species of bug endemic to Guggyschmugl that gets in your antennæ and screams.[1]
In the remix world
When Avocado Ian caused the remix world to briefly rewind by realizing it was repeating, Dio appeared and asked the player how many loaves of remix they had eaten in their lifetime.[3]
He was in the AMV dimension at the same time as Party Paint Joutaro and FE Melone, and used his Stand to crustify the video, causing them to leave. After that, he appeared to the viewer in disguise as another JoJo character, revealing himself as the one who had crustified the video. He then rambled about his origins on Planet Guggyschmugl, and ate the viewer,[1] before deciding to follow Joutaro and Melone into the next dimension. While there, he killed Melone with his Stand, before revealing his identity to Joutaro. This caused Joutaro to fly into a rage and unleash a punch barrage on Dio, knocking Dio far away. Dio crashed into that dimension's version of the Burj Khalifa.[2]
Relationships
Party Paint Joutaro
Dio and Party Paint Joutaro are sworn enemies. Dio messes with Joutaro's and Melone's heads[1] and Joutaro was extremely upset when Dio eventually made his presence known and killed Melone, to the point of punching Dio into oblivion.[2]
Melone Mattea
Melone's best friend Joutaro has an intensely inimical relationship with Dio, and while it's unclear how Melone feels about Dio, it's hard to believe it doesn't carry over. Dio himself is antagonistic towards Melone as he is towards Joutaro; he messed with a dimension the friends were traversing,[1] and later actually killed Melone.[2]
Appearances
In person
- DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
- my entrie for the twilight map
- Wholly Cow, or "The Time I Played Fifty-Two Hours of Mirror's Edge in One Go"
Representations
- [some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl (depiction in image only)
- Vroomer Ian (depiction in image only)
Non-canon
- BETA of [some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl (depiction in image only)
Stand Appearances
- my entrie for the twilight map
- Wholly Cow, or "The Time I Played Fifty-Two Hours of Mirror's Edge in One Go"