Planet Guggyschmugl
Planet Guggyschmugl is a planet. It is home to the line of bratwurst vendors that Dio Brando hails from, as well as many Lithuanian farmers. Most people there have a low opinion of humans, and Dio doesn't even have qualms about eating humans.[1]
Its sun is 57 lightyears away from their planet and not much light reaches, meaning that all of the planet's denizens have evolved to have incandescent flashlights built into their heads. These flashlights are standardized based on the King's Master Lightbulb, kept in a holding room guarded by seventy-two ASMR guards, who put those they catch to sleep. There is a radical group, led by an acquaintance of Dio's, who is campaigning to change the lightbulbs to LEDs to be more energy-efficient, which would let people worry less about changing their head lightbulbs' batteries and having to kill batteroid bugs, an annoying species of little green bug that gets into your antennæ and screams.[1]
Trivia
- "Guggyschmugl" /'gəgijˌʃməgəl/ is a nonsense word ZiqwerkelSharda made up when she was little.