Avocado Ian
Jacie Denton
Ian Janiel Denton, commonly known as Avocado Ian, is one of the three main mascots of the remix tree, along with Paula Denton and Toast Michaelwaver. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user who was added to the remix world by fishfritters due to the machinations of Xx_warriercatz_xX.
Stand
Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes
Ian's main Stand, Crazy Filthy Bizarre Echoes / Reverb in US Releases Ultra Total Xtreme Meltdown Burn Frost Zoom Remix Takedown Extreme Edition at a Reasonable Price Act 5, has the power to alter any number in existence.
Jacie Denton
Ian's secondary Stand, Jacie Denton, is a sentient Stand.
History
Ian was waiting for the bus at a bus stop in Ian's home, along with his sister Paula and a stranger who he would later discover was named Toast. However, when the bus arrived, it drove past them and flew away, much to his bewilderment; all he could muster was "shut the up".
Ian later found himself in a strange yellow void. He and Paula discovered an evil plot by Toast, who hypnotized him and made him attempt to kill Paula; however, she successfully defeated Toast, and the two siblings happily went onto another adventure. Along with Toast and Paula, he would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:
- Going through a distorted version of the three's home world
- Acting out Deus Ex memes
- Inexplicably shooting Toast
- The last two bullet points again but this time in ASMR
All of this made him bewildered and exasperated, and he realized something was wrong and that certain events were repeating. When he realized this, the remix tree seemed to temporarily rewind to a previous project, and Ian found himself in the wastelands; however, when he went into the house's door, he was greeted with the Jake Paul store, and suddenly it was back to inanity. He found himself shooting Toast again, and attempted to escape and find his way back to his homeland, but was confronted by distorted versions of Paula and Toast and had to escape into space.
In space, he confronted Jake Paul's space fleet, and was able to destroy it. When he finally got back home with Paula, he discovered that things were different than he remembered: apparently Jake Paul had been tormenting his land for centuries, and now he was being hailed as a hero known as the Silent Wind. All of this baffled him so much that he decided to record some tapes documenting his experiences, hoping the denizens of his hometown would listen and believe the strange things he had experienced.
He and Paula then returned to the insanity of the remix tree; the two appeared with Killer Queen in a Five Nights at Freddy's parody, attacking the player, and there was also a version of this where the only enemy was multiple copies of Ian. The trio of Killer Queen, Paula, and Ian would continue into the next few remices, where the three cosplayed Pillar Men from JoJo's, then characters from Shrek, and celebrated ZiqwerkelSharda's birthday.
Trivia
- His name in the code of r/CursedScratchProjects, his first appearance, was "tennisball".
- The name "Avocado Ian" was a reference to a story turtlehat, fishfritters, and ZiqwerkelSharda had recently written, which featured a character named Avocado Man. It was changed to Avocado Ian to match Paula's cries of "Ian!" in the audio of the plural of remix is remices.
- His last name was added when he was featured in a parody of the Deus Ex Malkavian Mod; because he took the place of a character named "JC Denton", he was given the last name Denton as well.
Appearances
- r/CursedScratchProjects
- the plural of remix is remices
- is this even tennis anymore
- the plural of mice is mices
- DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
- [some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
- Pico's Bizarre Adventure 2
- a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated]
- a ñew vïëw except only avocado Ian remix
- [FNAF AMV] Despacito ℇ:
- {Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse
- Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- The Remikzqxqua of the Void, Vanilla RemicxD, Part 2