Toast Michaelwaver

“	Uhhh, I don't really understand that well, I'm not that smart, you know...	”
—Toast, source

Toast Michaelwaver

Pronouns

he/him

Other names

fella

Birthday

Mar 19

Stand

Don't Bring Me Down

First Appearance

r/CursedScratchProjects

Source Media

Original

Toast Michaelwaver is one of the three main mascots of the remix tree, along with Paula Denton and Avocado Ian. He was the OC of an unknown Scratch user, who was added to the remix world by fishfritters due to the machinations of Xx_warriercatz_xX.

Stand

Don't Bring Me Down

For a similarly named Stand, visit Za Hando.

Toast's main Stand, Don't Bring Me Down (also previously referred to as The Hand) can contort body parts.

Personality

Toast isn't that smart, you know.

History

In his home land, Toast was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, and asked the two strangers there, Paula and Ian, how to turn off his toaster. When the bus arrived, it simply flew away without picking any of them up.

Toast hypnotizes Ian to kill Paula.

Toast was then transported to somewhere new, where he enacted an evil plot inside of a strange yellow void. After Ian and Paula discovered it, he hypnotized Ian and made him attempt to kill Paula; however, she successfully defeated Toast by turning off his toaster, and he disappeared. The three would go on to experience several other wacky remix shenanigans, such as:

• Going through a distorted version of the three's home universe
• Acting out Deus Ex memes
• Inexplicably being shot by Ian
• Acting out Deus Ex memes but in ASMR

One day, he, Paula, and Ian were hanging out at the Crazy Noisy Street Corner, and Paula struck up a conversation about Ian, which led to him revealing that he was in love with Anina. Paula was skeptical given Anina's previous murderous tendencies, but Ian was indifferent, and Toast didn't really understand the situation.

Trivia

• His name in the code of r/CursedScratchProjects, his first appearance, was "fella".

Appearances

In-person

• r/CursedScratchProjects
• the plural of remix is remices
• is this even tennis anymore
• the plural of mice is mices
• DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]
• some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl
• TF When you Don't Do FE Animation Right
• Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer
• Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know

Representations

• Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- The Remikzqxqua of the Void, Vanilla RemicxD, Part 2 (mentioned only)
• Despačuito (Full DVD Release)- windows edition (mentioned only)

Stand Appearances

As Toast's Stand does not have a separate physical form, uses of the power are counted as appearances instead.

In-person

• Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know

Representations

• Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer (depicted in intro only)