Pilot Ian
Pilot Ian is a project in the remix tree. It is the first of many projects by PogChamp_279 to feature Midori Asakusa and her antics.
Summary
Avocado Ian shoots the air with a gun that makes bouncy noises. Text pops up saying Ian did it correctly, and Joseph Joestar appears and calls Ian a fool for having shot at nothing.
Ian's feet are then replaced by wheels. Ian visits the channels of various pilot YouTubers, goes to the Department of Transportation to get a flight license, flies to Tokyo, and lands at the airport at the same time as Ami Mizuno is there. From there, he flies to Apocalypse Airport, then passes by live-action Midori Asakusa, who has a flying device attached to her waist. He passes several planes from various anime, then anime-themed planes designed by PogChamp_279 in flight simulators. The next planes he passes by are all cursed in various ways, like having their engine and main body swapped, being absurdly elongated, and so on. One even has a child clinging to the front.
He then reaches the dance floor, where he is confronted by a distorted version of Paula, who turns into Vradia la Serket.
To escape, Ian flies up and ends up on an arena resembling a landing pad. Once there, the player controls Ian in a shoot-'em-up game, using his GEP gun to destroy Light Yagami, Asuka Langley Souryuu, and who intend to discourage him from flying planes. Finally, Ian encounters and defeats Anthy Himemiya who is reclining on a car.
The project then switches focus to Toast, who is sitting boredly in the flight deck of a plane, hoping to fly with a friend. He calls several people, hoping to play X-Plane with them, but Asakusa is the only one who picks up. Toast flies to Japan to use Asakusa's full-motion flight simulator (which Kanamori raised funds to buy), and after some goofing around with Kanamori and Mizusaki, the two enter the simulator and enter COMFY MODE.
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- Ian's pilot certification reveals several interesting facts about him.
- He lives at "123 Remix Street, Remix, Ohio". This seems to contrast with his residence in Streetcorneria.
- His sex is listed as "TB", presumably "tennis ball". Relatedly, his hair color is listed as "green".
- He is 3 feet and 3 inches tall, and his weight is simply "69".
- He was born on July 31, 2000 BCE.
- His certificate was issued on December 8th, 2006, meaning this project presumably takes place twelve years before [WARRIORS AMV] Despacito :3.
Characters
- Avocado Ian
- Joseph Joestar
- Ami Mizuno
- Midori Asakusa
- Paula
- Toast
- Pico (mentioned only)
- Jean
- Nadia
- Sayaka Kanamori
- Tsubame Mizusaki
Notes
Instructions
This is the greatest pilot of All Time.
Notes and Credits
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