Dio Brando

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Not to be confused with Space Dio.
Dio Brando
Pronouns
he/him
Stand
Dio's Stand
Family
First Appearance
Source Media
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Dio Brando is a character in the remix tree who is originally from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He appears throughout many corners of the remix world, and in many forms, in addition to having a counterpart known as Space Dio based on his design from JoJo's Part 1. It has been suggested that Dio's myriad appearances are actually different beings, but without evidence to the contrary, this wiki simply collates most appearances of Dio into one character.

Stand

Dio's Stand

Dio's Stand has many randomized names, and has taken on the appearance of many Stands from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, making it hard to say what its true name and appearance is. He has called his Stand by the names of Junky Janker, Heather Feather ASMR, GentleWhispers ASMR, Anime, the Kill Me Baby OP, Crusty Cruster, Zankoku na Tenshi no Teeze, Mr. Raindrop, Tooi Nioi, External Hard Drive,[1] The Diary of Horace Wimp, Imagine Wagons, Rocket Jump Waltz, Land of the Loops, Crysis Let's Play Episode 5, Wonder Bread, SCP-009-J, Gordin, and Fireboy and Watergirl 3D.[2]

Whatever its name, Dio's Stand ability is one of "crustyfication"; he can make the Scratch project he appears in "crusty", causing its visuals and sound to become filtered and low-quality.[1] His Stand was able to near-instantly kill Melone after just a touch.[2]

History

He originated from a long family of bratwurst vendors on Planet Guggyschmugl, a planet where humans are considered lowly, hence his penchant for killing and eating humans. At one point, he encountered a Lithuanian farmer selling bratwurst on the street, and felt the urge to stab him due to his prejudice against Lithuanian farmers and the fact that the farmer was hurting his family's business. However, he instead chose to politely confront the farmer, who refused to stop and instead poured concrete on the bratwurst cart to keep it there. Dio was deeply offended, but felt there was nothing he could do, and went back home to his family to complain. He later moved to Earth to avoid having to deal with batteroid bugs, a particularly annoying species of bug endemic to Guggyschmugl that gets in your antennæ and screams.[1]

When Avocado Ian caused the remix world to briefly rewind by realizing it was repeating, Dio appeared and asked the player how many loaves of remix they had eaten in their lifetime.[3]

He was in the AMV dimension at the same time as Party Paint Joutaro and FE Melone, and used his Stand to crustify the video, causing them to leave. After that, he revealed himself to the viewer, rambled about his origins on Planet Guggyschmugl, and ate the viewer.[1]

Appearances

References