je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION]
je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION] is a project in the remix tree. It is a scrapped remix of JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX, where the only change is that Square Girl is replaced with Wheatley from Portal 2.
As a scrapped project, it wouldn't normally be considered canon, but due to Wheatley being confirmed to exist in the remix world via inclusion in Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer, its canonicity is more "unclear" than anything else.
Summary
The player starts in space with Wheatley, and despite his protests, is able to fling him into a house from the wastelands. The player then enters a world of distorted emojis and dancers, including Anina Arquaz. Scratch Cat and Killer Queen are also present. ZiqwerkelSharda's distorted voice tells the player to press a button for help, and when they do, turtlehat's voice is heard. He decides he has to embarrass himself on microphone to be fair to ZiqwerkelSharda, and sings a cover of the JoJo's opening Great Days while a poorly-drawn, super-low-FPS version of said opening is shown on-screen.
Chronology
Remixed from
Characters
- Wheatley
- Scratch Cat
- Killer Queen
- Dancers
- ZiqwerkelSharda (voice only)
- turtlehat (voice only)
Notes
Instructions
look at this UNFINISHED UNSHARED RELICQ