Karl Marx

“	Oh My Collective Consciousness Of Humanity can every just stop killing each other!	”
—source

Karl Marx

Pronouns

he/him

Birthday

May 5, 1818

First Appearance

Life of the Pacifist

Source Media

Real life

Karl Marx is a character in the remix tree, originally from real life. In the remix world, he is best known for surviving after his supposed death, jumpstarting the Russian Revolution with Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky, and founding the Das Pacitos in 1946 shortly before his untimely death at the hands of Tsathoggua.

History

Marx was born on May 5, 1818 in Trier, Germany, the son of a Jewish lawyer, and grew up alongside his brothers the Marx Brothers. Entering his adult life, he became discontent with the corruption of political figures and dedicated his life to spreading peace and community in the form of Communism. He got married, had an anime made about him, and expected himself to die on March 14, 1883; however, it turned out that his bloodline couldn't die of natural causes. He moved to Russia, which he thought would be more amenable to communism, and after the First World War he violently overthrew the government, helped by Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky. The trio turned Russia into the communist Soviet Union.

After winning World War II by calling on winter for help, Marx was fed up to learn of the Cold War beginning. In 1946, he thus decided to form the Das Pacitos, a coalition of pacifists with the goal of building a better world. After an extremely boring initial meeting, he was lured to China by Mao Zedong, and brought Lenin and Trotsky with him; the three were pitted against Tsathoggua, and despite Marx's pleas to Tsathoggua for peace, it killed him.

Appearances

• Life of the Pacifist