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Revision as of 07:44, 14 September 2024
Cold Busters - Frank Response is a project in the remix tree. It is the seventy-sixth project in the main branch, and the tenth project in the Phoogo Saga; it is the final project in these two chains, though turtlehat plans to restart them both with Avocado Attorney.
Summary
Franke and Frugka are on a yacht, and Frugka raps the English-translated lyrics of the Polish version of E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. to Franke. By the time the chorus hits, Franke gets tired and goes to the bow of the yacht to complain to Scratch Cat in the form of a rap; she raps using similar lyrics to Phoogo's, but instead they're about how much she's tormented by Phoogo and the Scratch users. Before the final chorus, all three parties briefly fly into space, and Phoogo does adlibs soon before Nadian comes in on the wind instrument. Franke delivers her final pained chorus to Scratch Cat, and the project ends.
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- Phoogo's appearance is a combination of several sources; check the trivia section of Phoogo's dedicated page for elaboration.
- This remix is a combination of two things:
- A song from the Polish version of Phineas and Ferb, translated back to English with the memorable refrain "they are cold busters".
- The cheesy My Little Pony: Equestria Girls song I'm on a Yacht.
- The bridge before the final chorus features animation and a backdrop taken directly from ZiqwerkelSharda's old project Space Core Simulator.
Characters
- Franke
- Phoogo
- Scratch Cat
- Nadian
- Avocado Ian (mentioned only)
- Anina Arquaz (mentioned only)
- Space Dio (mentioned only)
- Gyro Zeppeli (mentioned only)
- TriadHero117 (mentioned only)
Notes
Instructions
Start this project bye.
well maybe i don't WANT the recent goings-on in the remix tree, maybe i just want some nice GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP LAYE'S CHIPS, ever considered that?? huh???
Notes and Credits
the lyrics are admittedly rather hard to understand at points since i recorded them in a rush at like midnight. here they are:
[Opening]
Hey, Frank!
Fugo, have you been up to something with yachts again?
Yes, but it's nothing in comparison with what the boys are doing!
And namely what?
[Verse 1]
Those two are perpetually up to something
And they fray my poor nerves
'Cause they elude your punishing hand non-stop!
They are cold busters
Though they always pretend they never do anything!
They are cold busters!
I'll put it this way, Frank:
Their innocence is smoke and mirrors!
[Bridge 1]
They built a rollercoaster
And they had a beach once,
They drove cattle through the city,
They plot something all the time!
In the museum it was like
They sent me into the past
And though they had robots-giants,
You say they are little!
[Chorus 1]
They are cold busters
I expose myself to some kind of stress in this house every day!
Believe me when I say this, an incarnated deuce is just way better.
[fading out] They are cold busters
I feel as though a truck ran over my head
Something, something
These are lyrics to the song
[Frank] Ugh, screw this.
Hey, Scratch Cat!
Frank, have you bee-
Yes, but it's nothing in comparison with what those Scratch users are doing!
And namely what?
[Verse 2]
Those users are always up to something
And I don’t mean to ramble, it’s just
Every time I look at them they’ve left the original project in shambles
They are cold remixers
Though each time you show up it seems like you don't even care
They are cold remixers
Let me spell it out for you, Scratch Cat:
C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES
[Bridge 2]
A tennis ball with glasses
Whose girlfriend always dabs
They sent Dio to space
And parodied FNaF
Zeppeli made it spin
It looked like it was ending
Then Sam shilled Dr. Stone
Now there's Fugo aplenty
[Chorus 2]
They are cold remixers
I just want this Vriska-like entity outta my hair
Il a les yeux arc-en-ciel, mais pas des cornes
They are cold remixers
C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES
Yes, I recognize the irony of me saying this in a remix
[Idk what this part of the song is called]
[Frank] I know you think they're saints
But Scratch Cat, believe me
Those R-EMIXÈRES are just C-O-L-D
I know you think they're saints
But Scratch Cat, believe me
Those R-EMIXÈRES are just C-O-L-D
[Fugo spinning past] Worldwide, y'all
Remix tree crew
Keepin' it hot on a yacht
And it's aaaallllll good
[Chorus 3]
They are cold remixers
And the fact they manage to keep going, it just isn't fair
When I said I wanted more originality on Scratch, this isn't what I meant
They are cold remixers
C-O-L-D R-EMIXÈRES
Please, Scratch, y-you can keep the rest of the remix tree for all I care, I just don't want to look at Fugo anymore...
also did you spot the reference to an old project of mine? ;D