Je m'apple despačito PORTAL VERSION EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION

je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION]

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ZiqwerkelSharda

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May 17, 2018

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je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION] is a project in the remix tree. It is a scrapped remix of JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX, where the only change is that Square Girl is replaced with Wheatley from Portal 2.

As a scrapped project, it wouldn't normally be considered canon, but due to Wheatley being confirmed to exist in the remix world via inclusion in Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer, its canonicity is unclear.

Summary

The player starts in space with Wheatley, and despite his protests, is able to fling him into a house from the Wastelands. The player then enters a world of distorted emojis and dancers, including Anina Arquaz. Scratch Cat and Killer Queen are also present. ZiqwerkelSharda's distorted voice tells the player to press a button for help, and when they do, turtlehat's voice is heard. He decides he has to embarrass himself on microphone to be fair to ZiqwerkelSharda, and sings a cover of the JoJo's opening Great Days while a poorly-drawn, super-low-FPS version of said opening is shown on-screen.

Chronology

Remixed from

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  JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX

Characters

• Wheatley
• Scratch Cat
• Killer Queen
• Dancers
  • Anina Arquaz
  • Amon
  • D-Money
  • Ten80
  • Lorenz
  • Catherine
  • Anna
  • LB
• ZiqwerkelSharda (voice only)
• turtlehat (voice only)

Notes

Instructions

look at this UNFINISHED UNSHARED RELICQ