R/AvocadoAdventure

r/AvocadoAdventure

Posted by

ZiqwerkelSharda

Posted on

Feb 19, 2021

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r/AvocadoAdventure is a project in the remix tree, and the second project in the Reddit Saga. It features Avocado Ian talking directly to the viewer, as well as a direct reference to the Pong projects.

Summary

The project recaps the ending of the one directly before it, wherein Toast uses his extended hand to fling Avocado Ian into the sky.

While flying through the sky, Ian speaks in a deep voice, reflecting on the unwiseness of the prank he's just pulled before clearing his throat to adjust his voice to a feminine one with a French accent. He asks the player for their name, but isn't sure how to pronounce their response, so he calls them Airbus instead because they are an Airbus plane. Airbus is surprised to hear that they are an Airbus plane, but Ian is preoccupied by how fast he's flying through the air. Due to the speed, his glasses fly off and Airbus starts screaming. Ian's response is to hope Airbus can look past his hideous countenance and see the beauty within his soul, a quote whose origin he's unsure of: it's either from a book or the back of a Barbie DVD.

The two then start falling, and Ian lands in a game called "Pong Difficult Bro". He makes a bad pun, causing his sunglasses to fall back onto his face, and a red diver slides onto the screen. Ian starts bouncing around, and the diver starts spinning; the player's task is to move the diver to prevent Ian from falling through the bottom of the screen. The player inevitably fails and dies.

Chronology

Reddit Saga

See Reddit Saga.

Remixed from

• 

  r/TimeForToast

Remixed into

• 

  r/AvocadoAdventure (Game Only w/ Score)

• 

  r/PaulaPursuit

Trivia

• Avocado Ian's dialogue uses the texting style that ZiqwerkelSharda headcanons Ian to have, involving all lowercase and an excessive amount of commas.
• Avocado Ian's responses to your name vary depending on what you enter.
  • If you give your actual username, he refutes the very idea that you could have such a ridiculous name, and calls you Airbus instead.
  • If you answer Airbus, he is unsurprised.
  • If you call yourself Ian or Toast, he concludes it'll be confusing if there's two people with the same name, and calls you Airbus instead.
    • "tennisball" and "fella", their original names, also trigger this response.
  • If you give yourself the name of some other prominent remix character, he will be glad to see a friendly face, only to ask if you've got a haircut, before realizing you're not them; rather, you're an Airbus plane, so he calls you Airbus.
    • Names that trigger this response include variations on Paula / Gerard, Anina, Jacie Denton, Killer Queen, Pianolove, Gloryclaw, Space Dio, Pico, Melone, Giorno, Joshu, Party Paint Joutaro, Guitaf, Thumbnail, and Franke.
  • If you call yourself by the name of someone he doesn't like, he'll recoil and call you Airbus instead.
    • Names that trigger this response include variations on Xx_warriercatz_xX, Phoogo, Donald Trump, Ayrton Grenavan, a tennis racket, guacamole, Guacamole Ian, Avocado Toast, an Avocado Toast shipper, or Skwovet.
• The diver from Pong Easy Bro is recolored red here, distinguishing them from the usual diver character. As it would later be revealed, this is because the diver in Pong Difficult Bro is actually Anina Arquaz in disguise.

Characters

• Toast Michaelwaver
• Avocado Ian
• Airbus
• Red diver

Notes

Instructions

av goes on an adv
just sit back and watch
and don't look in the code unless you want to see a lot of bizarre intentional misspellings of words

Notes and Credits

the thumbnail is also avocado ian and toast's ship name but that's COINCIDENTAL, DO NOT READ INTO THAT ANY FURTHER,