DESPACITO AMV! :333 asmr edition

DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition]

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ZiqwerkelSharda

Posted on

Jul 23, 2018

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DESPACITO AMV! :333 [asmr edition] is a project in the remix tree, and the twentieth in the main branch. Along with several other projects, its plot was included in Avocado Ian's rant in a nüeu paradigm of remicc!, [a.s.m.r. eliminated].

Summary

The player is confronted with a captcha that says "if there was no insanity it would be necessary to create it", which Joseph Joestar predicts them saying. As they type, a picture of Cassy slowly appears, and the player is not let through the captcha unless they have a high enough typing speed. Throughout the captcha and the following cutscene, calming music plays, and ZiqwerkelSharda whispers "do you know the Poffin Plan?"

A cutscene plays with Toast, Ian, and Paula, where they reënact a scene from the Deus Ex Malkavian Mod, while whispering the whole time, and with a sleeping woman in the background. In the cutscene, Ian takes the place of JC Denton, while Paula takes the place of Paul Denton, and Toast takes the place of Lobster. There is then a playable section in which Ian can walk around, and if he touches the toaster, an audio clip of Despacito will play, which Joseph predicts. Ian is told by the game to walk to Toast, and when he does, the Fire Emblem battle GUI displays, and he shoots Toast. Joseph Joestar predicts Toast's response of "friendly fire, friendly fire!!"

The project freezes and the background changes to the thumbnail of the plural of remix is remices. Ian realizes he's done this before, at which point Dio is shown asking the viewer how many loaves of remix they've eaten in their lifetime, and Despacito plays backwards. The player ends up in the Wastelands, in a copy of I broke it again. When they walk into the house, they are greeted with the Jake Paul store, where they can buy sarcastically-named paraphernalia relating to Jake Paul, and when they proceed to check-out, money rains down.

Chronology

Remixed from

• 

  the plural of mice is mices

Remixed into

• 

  some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl (main branch)

• 

  BETA of [some very unpleasant asmr designed for cats] re-M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Characters

• ZiqwerkelSharda (voice only)
• Joseph Joestar
• Cassy
• Sleeping Woman
• Avocado Ian
• Toast
• Paula
• Luis Fonsi (voice only)
• Dio
• Daddy Yankee (voice only)
• Jake Paul (voice only)

Notes

Instructions

NOTE: IF U SEE A PINK THING WHEN U START IT UP, PRESS THE GREN FLAG UNTI L IT GOSE AWAY..

4 all u TINGLE-HEADS out there i bring u... the asmr edition 4 asmr lovers & fanatics its very tingly so if ur an asmr fan you will enjoy this tingly project 4 people who enjoy asmr