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Anti-borscht cult
One of the cult members.
First Appearance
Source Media
Original
The anti-borscht cult is a death cult united around the ideology of hating borscht.
History
On December 24, 1936, they kidnapped Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin and attempted to boil them alive in reverse borscht in order to get back at Marx for his intense love of borscht. They superglued them to the ceiling of a cave and put a cauldron of reverse borscht around them, but their plan was unsuccessful and Marx was able to tell a whole story before anything happened. Engels revealed himself to have infiltrated the cult, causing the leader to proclaim his hatred of borscht; Marx's reaction was to violently murder every cult member with a hammer and sickle, save for Engels.[1]
Trivia
- The cult members' outfit is taken from the cultist sprites in the video game Darkest Dungeon, except for the leader, whose appearance is taken from the cultists in the game War for the Overworld.