Shirley you can't be the Shirley of ShirlyShire,!
Shirley you can't be the Shirley of ShirlyShire,! is a project in the remix tree, and the thirty-eighth in the main branch. It continued the Jo Saga and the Dabmaster Saga, and was later retconned to take place after the ending of Girono goses to the tuna factory and dies.
Summary
Remix Master Matthew appears over a lengthy spiel from ZiqwerkelSharda about the length of remices. The camera shows the Burj Khalifa tilted sideways, and on its tip is a dance floor. The Popato Chisp flashes on-screen with the newest installment in the Dabmaster Saga, where Matthew warns the hero that the Dabmaster's location is very difficult to reach. When the chisp disappears, Giorno says "ARIARIARIARIARI", introducing himself, Melone, the Dablings, and Joshu Higashikata, who are all dancing together. Giorno and Melone's sprites have been edited to combine them with Champ99 and Jo, creating "Matt99" and "Giouvi".
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- The thumbnail is a reference to the character of Mikitaka being allergic to siren noises in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
- The description mentions "crazy pumpkin pie", a reference to a misheard line in the JoJo's song "Crazy My Beat".
- In the fictional dub of the remix tree, this project is renamed "Stop Calling Me Shirley!".[1]
Characters
- Remix Master Matthew
- Giorno Giovanna
- Melone Mattea
- Dablings
- Joshu Higashikata
- Popato Chisp
- Dabmaster (mentioned only)
- Jo (mentioned in code only)
- Joseph Joestar (mentioned in description only)
- Kars (mentioned in description only)
- ZiqwerkelSharda (mentioned in description only)
- turtlehat (mentioned in description only)
- Toast (mentioned in description only)
- Avocado Ian (mentioned in description only)
Notes
Instructions
LET'S SHIFT THIS THING INTO HIGH GEAR
A Valence elelectron by Jhueseff Josder, EiciDC, Wam, Low-ahn Kyshiibhe, & Khaz
I found a room in a friendly giant sponge near the bazaar. The giant sponge, which was sentient, had lived and studied in ShirlyShire. We spoke about wars against sanity - ZiqwerkelSharda's, turtlehat's - about the uneasy marriage of Toast and Avocado Ian, and about crazy pumpkin pie.
Notes and Credits
sauce sauce sauce I'll dip your Sauce
salsa salsa salsa yo te voy a meter la Salsa
[TN: The sentence has been translated as if sauce is a part of the dipee's body.]
Code Jokes
Popato Chisp (Dabmaster Saga)
You won't be able to. He lives two million years from now; the only way he can send dabs to our time is through the time energy his underlings give him. Your only hope is to ride his dabs' temporal shockwave back to his time, which has a 92% chance of instantly killing you.
Thumbnail Costume Name (Jo Saga)
