Shirley you can't be the Shirley of ShirlyShire,!
Shirley you can't be the Shirley of ShirlyShire,! is a project in the remix tree, and the thirty-eighth in the main branch. It continued the Jo Saga and the Dabmaster Saga, and was one of the projects to be adapted into Girono goses to the tuna factory and dies.
Summary
Remix Master Matthew appears over a lengthy spiel from ZiqwerkelSharda about the length of remices. The camera shows the Burj Khalifa tilted sideways, and on its tip is a dance floor. The Popato Chisp flashes on-screen with the newest installment in the Dabmaster Saga, and when it disappears, Giorno says "ARIARIARIARIARI", introducing himself, Melone, the Dablings, and Joshu Higashikata, who are all dancing together. Giorno and Melone's sprites have been edited to combine them with Champ99 and Jo, creating "Matt99" and "Giouvi".
Code Jokes
Popato Chisp (Dabmaster Saga)
You won't be able to. He lives two million years from now; the only way he can send dabs to our time is through the time energy his underlings give him. Your only hope is to ride his dabs' temporal shockwave back to his time, which has a 92% chance of instantly killing you.
Thumbnail Costume Name (Jo Saga)
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- The Japanese in the Dabmaster Saga entry says "daga kotowaru", which means "but I refuse". It's a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4.
Characters
- Avocado Sis (thumbnail only)
- Remix Master Matthew
- Giorno Giovanna
- Melone Mattea
- Dablings
- Popato Chisp
- Dabmaster (mentioned only)
- Jo (mentioned in code only)
Notes
Instructions
LET'S SHIFT THIS THING INTO HIGH GEAR
A Valence elelectron by Jhueseff Josder, EiciDC, Wam, Low-ahn Kyshiibhe, & Khaz
I found a room in a friendly giant sponge near the bazaar. The giant sponge, which was sentient, had lived and studied in ShirlyShire. We spoke about wars against sanity - ZiqwerkelSharda's, turtlehat's - about the uneasy marriage of Toast and Avocado Ian, and about crazy pumpkin pie.
Notes and Credits
sauce sauce sauce I'll dip your Sauce
salsa salsa salsa yo te voy a meter la Salsa
[TN: The sentence has been translated as if sauce is a part of the dipee's body.]