{Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse
{Despacito OVA} ft. Whole Horse is a project in the remix tree, and the twenty-fifth in the main branch.
Summary
One by one, Killer Queen, Paula, and Avocado Ian appear in the subway, with an audio clip from JoJo's saying "Hayato". All three of them jumpscare the player at once, and the screen goes dark. Record scratching noises are heard, followed by ominous music as each of them appears and fades away one by one. The background turns red and their silhouettes come back onto the screen, and the intro to Despacito plays. Joseph Joestar predicts that the next line will be a very unacceptable meme, and right on cue, Luis Fonsi's voice saying "ayyy" transitions into I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth, and all three characters are revealed to be cosplaying as Shrek characters. The Popato Chisp appears spinning in the background.
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Characters
- Wingull (thumbnail only)
- Killer Queen
- Paula
- Avocado Ian
- Joseph Joestar
- Luis Fonsi (voice only)
- Popato Chisp
Notes
Instructions
- blarp
- bloop
- bleep
Notes and Credits
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your #### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!