my entrie for the twilight map/Transcript

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Speaker Dialogue
Joutaro and Melone arrive in the AMV dimension.
Melone Whoa, Joots, what do u think this is??? Omg, JollyJo, we are in a nueue plæce! What Could This Place Be, JoTaRo? Golly gee, this new adventure looks exciting! Wow so this is an alternate universe!! Oh man, we are in a bradn new univarse! What cold be instore for us this time, JoteyLouh? Anothar day, anothar dimension! WHERE COULD THE PORTAL HAVE BRINGED US NOW, JOJOO? Now this is the odest universe yet! What could it mean? Waow, JouJghou this is a dimension
Joutaro Looks like a great place for a vacation time to me, Malone! Idk, Meleln, but this beautyful new place sure does look excatin! Are we in grease? The Perfect Place for Anime MELÓN! WE ARE IN SPACE!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​! bruh i think this is actualy the place ​​where they shot home alone 5 SoMETHING OAUBOUT THis PLACE LokS FISHSHY!!!!>................. Hmm... Whatever this place is, it gives me the urge to eat fish and chips, Mealean. Huh. Something about this place is reminiscent of the 6-pack of Lays chips I brought in case we got bored.. It's the BlamBlam AlleyWay from RoboRacerz Season 3 Episode 5, Thke BlamBlam Shakedown!
Melone Now that's something I can get behind Oh ,an thats neat Jojajo! You Are Right Wow, that's discosting. I hate this You're right! And it smells of fish, too! You're wrong! This lpace smells of Greek French RFys. As long as we're away from those Pat and Jen guys, I'll take it! How could I stand to be away rfom Pat and Jen tho?!?!? ooh yaa sure Ga​ha​ha​ha​ha​ha​ha​ha​ha SO TRUE JOTALOTA
Joutaro Yaeh, naow it's time to eat some rhubarb salad! Yep! Now let's go listen to the Kill Me Baby OP for the next 3 hours! Wann go listen to Twilite by Eel-Oh? Great, now let's GO and send memes to each other through text messages Time 2 go explore MELONBALLER!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​! letz make the 100 remix mlon Now we shod go do bad karaoke of AMINE sogns Ltet's go watch End of Evangelion Let's split up. I'll stay here and guard the stairs, you go and investigate what's beyond that alley. time two watch gudnam melon
Melone You get the great ideas ever, Joytay! Sounds like a great jota! Sure joltol Oh My Gob Thats an EPIC IDEA JOTT ooh yaa sure Oh man that sounds great! I'll go get the toaster booted up! Oh woman that looks mediocre! I'll stay here and get the melon baller gloved down! mmhmm Jotarou, why can't I seem to spell your name right? Jotalo, please help! JOUTAO? JOTTRO! PLZ HLEP I love idea, Jottyruogh!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!
Melone Hodl on.... hold up WAIT Wait... Hold ogn a sdcogh darn second Hold the friggle macgiggle up wut HOLD UP JOJTAR oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no Espera un segundo...​...
Melone This right here is a gosh diddly darn intro, Jotruo! We're in an intro, JoltaLou! This is an anime opening jojtjtjtjtj Joutaloh, we are inan opening sequence to an amine! WE ARE IN AN ANIME, JO JOUJO, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT... THIS IS AN ANIME OPENING JOJOU I don't like this... we're inan anime openi! It's... it's an anime OP! Joujou, doesn't this seem a bit too much like an anime intro to you? We've entered the anime intro zone!
The dimension crustifies.
Joutaro Whoa, M'Lone! What the fronck is hapening?​?​?​? Wow, MalLo! Wut's Hapenign? Oh Goodness Me, this does not look good at all, Marlone! What Could It Be? Oh man, what is this spooky special effect, melnë? Holly crap, Malo! What the fricke is this effect?!? oh god what MEARLUON WHY THE FRIF IS THIS HAPENIG mullulneehgh what the heck WHAT IS THIS DASTARDLY EFFECT?! WE'D BETTER ESCAPE IT RIGHTNOW! MELOUNE! WHAT COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS OVERLAY MEAN?!
Melone I dunno, but I;d much rather miss out on watching the Kill Me Baby OP again then deal with this! I dunno, Jutreyboi, but the chances don't look good for us! Let's skedaddle! I'm not sure what this is, but this is not good! Time to leave yeah i'm not sure i like this either let's GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE JOT'LO JoyTrough, I don't know what this is... but it's too crusty for me! I'm out! Hmm... all I can say is that it's time to zippity zoop the wippity woop out of this giggity goop! I dunno, but it ain't good in the slightest, JotJo! Escape? Escape! Something bad... and crusty. Something bad... and crusty. Tiem to yeet I'm not sure I like this, Joutay... I don't know what it is either, but let's get outta hear!
Joutaro and Melone leave, and Dio Brando comes onto the screen, disguised as a randomized JoJo character.
Dio hahe hahe hahe i am was the true vilan al along
Dio i hav crustyfied the vido with my satnd
Dio summons his Stand, a random Stand from JoJo's.
Dio junky janker heather feather asmr gentlewhispers asmr anime the kill me baby op crusty cruster zankoku na tenshi no teeze mr. raindrop tooi nioi external hard drive
Dio it has the pwoer to make thigns crutsy if u coldnt tel
Dio as for my next plan im thinking of eating u
End card HEY GUISE IM VAXCK SO HOPE U WNJOY MY NEW

JOJ O VIDEO I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO MAKING IT BECASE I REALLY LIKE JooJ AND ALSO I THOUGHT IT WAOULD BE FUN BECAUSEi TS ALSO FOR A TWILIGHR AMV CONTEST AND I THINK TWILITE IS A coLE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THS GNOSNG IN THE PROJEct IS NOT ACTUALY TWILIGHT BUT IF U PRESS THE 8 KEY IT WIL ACTUALY SWITCH!!!! TH AT WAY I CNA DO 2 SONGS AT ONCE COLE RIGHT ????

SEeE u NEXT TIME

qwikelzerdarsha772

no seriously he's planning on eating u

-starlystarlitewhoa772

so nbasicaly i was doing a stwilight amv and then i

decided to do a uragirimono no requiem amv ins tead because thats a coler song bu also i like twigliht so it hink what ill do is make it so if u presss 8 u can acces t the wtilite amv also is it twilite or twilight idk olpaease hlelelp

anyway basically i think uraigrii mono no requiejm is a cool song so ik made a cool amv but ive also had this guy comenting on al my projects about maknig thinga s cursty so i hope that doesnt afect anything!!!!!!!!! anyway se u later!!!!!

-badatforeshadowing772

so one piece is about one piece


but what if there are actually two pieces




-funyjokes772

I wasn't joking, you know. I am totally going to eat you once this screen is done playing. Now, you might be asking, what would give me the incentive to eat you? And that's actually a very good question because you see, this one time I was walking down the street when suddenly I encountered a bratwurst vendor. Now, when you see a bratwurst vendor you might be inclined to think "wow, that's an oddly specific profession." Yeah, well, not me, because I actualy come from a long family of bratwurst makers and I knew that they were up to no good, because that wasn't a family member right there. It was actually a member of the rival gang composed entirely of Lithuanian farmers, and, well, you know those Lithuanian farmers, they're no good. So, you know, at this point, I might be inclined to, like, stab him or something. But my family is very honorable and I wanted to handle this in a nonviolent way, so I just went up to him, you know, and said, "Hey, pelase stop selling bratwurst, you're hurting my family's business. And what did he do? HE SAID NO! And even worse, he poured concrete on the base of his street cart or whatever you call it (I'm the only one in my family who doesn't actually sell bratwurst ) so that it couldn't go anywhere! Now, I was hugely offended, even more so because in my culture concrete is often used to indicate disdain for someone in a very rude way, not unlike a certain finger gesture. Now, by this point I was considering taking legal action, but then I remembered: this guy has a family. Who was I to make the judge ment on whether he could or could not sell bratwurst? I was still deeply offended by his vhoice to sell bratwurst, but at that point I knew there was just nothing that could be done about it. So I went home and, y'know, grumbled about it a bit, but my family understood the ultimate choice I had to make. I hope you understand too. That's completely unrelated to why I was going to eat you, but I thought I would bring it up because it's a rather nice story. Another factoid: I'm not actually a human, I'm from the fearsome Planet Guggyschmugl, and over there our opinion of humans is about as low as a lamb in a helicopter, which is actually pretty high, but not really when you consider their position is really not all that meaningful compared to the Sun of Guggyschmugl, which is fifty-seven lightyears away from our planet. We don't get a lot of light, which is why we have flashlights built into our heads. (You can't see it because it's under my hat.) These flashlights are pretty bright and look nice, they have this cool green spike patteron on the side that looks awesome when you see it up close, but they're also incandescent, which is of course energy efficient. A radical group decided to try and start a petition to change the flashlights to LED, but you can't really do that unless you want to change evolution— or you're our king, who has the Master Lightbulb that all other lightbulbs are just duplicated from. I know a guy who's part of the radical group, and I'll tell you, he really hates incandescent flashlights. I think if he could, he'd just braek into the King's light bulb holding room, but that's surrounded by 72 ASMR guards, so he can't really do anything about it. (ASMR guards are kinda like your Earth guards, but they put you to sleep immediately instead of whatever human guards do. I don't know, I'm not that versed in human culture. I just like eating them. Is that wrong? I'm really not sure, I just want a snack okay? Leave me alone.) But anyway, I think those radical guys actually have somewhat of a point. If we had LEDD lights, we could have to worry a lot less about constantly changing out our own batteries, and then we would be able to kill less batteroid bugs, which are these tiny green things that everybody hates. Theyt get into your antennae and scream when you're trying to sit down and read a nice book or maybe just sell some bratwurst. Do you know how many times I have been interrupted by a dumb batteroid bug when I just want to sell bratwurst to someone? How am I supposed to take their order when this disgusting bug iss screaming into my antennae??? It's madness, I tell you! You guys down there on Earth, if you have one thing that's actually decent down there on that little planet of yours, it's the DISTINCT LACK OF BATTEROID BUGS. That is why I moved here in the first place, and it's why I'm going to stay and keep eating humans for as long as I live.

-guggyschmugl772