my head hurts
my head hurts is a project in the remix tree, and the thirtieth in the main branch. It is the third and final installment in the Crazy Noisy Showdown arc, as well as the first project of 2019.
Summary
An intro sequence plays which highlights many cast members up to that point: Avocado Ian, Paula, Toast, Killer Queen, Face the Consequences, Xx_warriercatz_xX, the Popato Chisp, four instances of Guido Mista, and Pico. The actual episode then starts, where Toast has used his Stand Don't Bring Me Down to revive Ian by "contorting his brain and [making] it alive". Xx_warriercatz_xX laughs at them and decides to let on the truth about the remix tree up til that point: it was their evil plan all along.
They begin to explain that Face the Consequences is their Stand, which they used to manipulate the Scratch users to make all the remices in the tree, but Paula isn't interested, and has Ian summon his Stand to increase Xx_warriercatz_xX's talking speed. They fast-forward through a rant where they explain how they created the remix tree as revenge for getting a low score on Gloryclaw from a Scratch OC reviewer; they had their Stand persuade some random Scratch users to make the highest-rated OCs go insane, and they did that by making the remix tree. Xx_warriercatz_xX is convinced that it worked, but is then run over by an ambulance.
Paula, Ian, and Toast go off to get ham sandwiches, but are confronted by Killer Queen, who presents its new Stand power to them, Milkcan Bites the Dust. However, it goes back too far in time, and suddenly buttons appear on screen, reminiscent of I broke it again. The player must copy a sequence to continue, and is confronted by Space Dio. However, Xx_warriercatz_xX tosses him aside and starts singing I Want You. They don't get far into the song before the camera zooms out and it is revealed that a young Paula is watching this on a TV, in a scene parody of a very old project of turtlehat's. Shannon takes the remote and switches to the meme video D Se Dab, and the Dabmaster appears on the TV. Paula complains to no avail.
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- Paula's name in the intro is based off the original project she appeared in, r/CursedScratchProjects, where her name in the code was "gerard".
- The project's main body was originally intended to have marker drawings similar to Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand, but due to the ever-present lack of motivation, ZiqwerkelSharda instead decided to simply add basic color to her shoddy storyboards.
- The final scene is a reference to Toddler watching TV, an old project of turtlehat's.
Characters
- Avocado Ian
- Paula
- Toast
- Killer Queen
- Xx_warriercatz_xX
- Face the Consequences (mention and depiction in intro only)
- Guido Mista (depiction in intro only)
- Giorno Giovanna (mentioned only)
- Pico (depiction in intro only)
- Anina Arquaz (mentioned only)
- Space Dio
- Shannon
- Chotu (depiction on TV only)
- Chotu's underlings (mentioned only)
Notes
Instructions
it hurts bad
Notes and Credits
yep here we are pals
CLICK THE GREEN FLAG TWICE!!!!!!!
here's Xx_warriercatz_xX's exposition if you're interested:
My Stand, Face the Consequences, has the ability to subconsciously persuade people to do exactly what I want, in quite the roundabout way, usually. And in this case, THAT would be persuading all those Scratch users... to make all these remixes. You see, last February, I submitted my OC Gloryclaw to be rated by a Scratch OC reviewer. I was so excited to see it get a ten out of ten... and my heart was broken that fateful day when I saw a one pop up on the screen. I vowed to ruin all the highest-rated OCs, which would be all of you (seriously, what the heck, you look like suck). I decided to find a batch of Scratch users, and use my Stand to subconsciously make them find a way to make you all go insane. I guess the remix tree was the perfect way to do that. All I had to do was plant the seed by making that fake AMV. And it looks like it worked, too! Ian pulling a gun on Toast? Anina trying to kill Ian? Ian getting into a relationship with her regardless?!?!?! Yeah, I would call that insane. You guys are unhinged, and it's beautiful to see. I wanted to put you down without having to break the unfortunate truth to you, but it looks like that's not happening, so here you are. Broken and insane. BROKEN AND INSANE. What could be worse? And it's all your fault, too... idiots.