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== Apple Butt II == | == Apple Butt II == | ||
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== Apple Butt III == | == Apple Butt III == | ||
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== Apple Butt IV == | == Apple Butt IV == | ||
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= Unofficial Stories = | |||
Various members of the remix tree community have written a number of Apple Butt stories that are not considered parts of the main series's chronology. | |||
== Apple Butt V == | == Apple Butt V == | ||
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The fifth installment of Apple Butt, written by | The fifth installment of Apple Butt, written by [[AngieJones]]. It was written under a severe time limit (hence its nonsensicality), as a response to a custom prompt by ZiqwerkelSharda in the game Quiplash, declaring that the winning response would become the official Apple Butt 5. ZiqwerkelSharda later retracted this statement, lowering Apple Butt 5 to unofficial status. | ||
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Revision as of 05:33, 7 August 2024
Apple Butt is a series of short stories written by ZiqwerkelSharda. They are all very short, only a few sentences in length, and are all written in first-person. Each story centers around someone taking a bite out of their butt, or the butt of another person, because they see a fruit attached to it, typically an apple.
History
The first two Apple Butt stories were penned inside a Minecraft world, which ZiqwerkelSharda created for her and AngieJones to cause chaos within using Command Blocks and TNT. She wrote the first two installments in this world inside Written Book items, which she placed in chests scattered around the world. The books were forgotten about until she invited turtlehat and fishfritters to cause chaos in the world during a sleepover, and the two eventually rediscovered the first book. They found its crude humor and nonsensical plot hilarious, and it was eventually shared among the rest of their friends in the remix tree community. Over time it has become a classic inside joke for the friend group.
Official Stories
These are the stories considered canonical entries in the Apple Butt series. All official entries were written by ZiqwerkelSharda.
Apple Butt I
Summary
The first installment of Apple Butt, written by ZiqwerkelSharda in Minecraft.
Text
My Butt has a Big Apple ON IT!!!! I eat the apple. It is warm and juicy. Oh no, I just took a bite out of my warm and juicy butt!
Trivia
- In the original text of the Minecraft book, the author described their butt and the apple on it as "yummy and juicy" instead of "warm and juicy." The phrase seems to have changed through retellings, with "warm and juicy" now being the more commonly used version.
Apple Butt II
Summary
The second installment of Apple Butt, also written by ZiqwerkelSharda in Minecraft.
Text
The doctor says I will have to get a replacement for my warm and juicy butt... but they only have Apple-flavored butts! I can't resist... oh no, I took a bite!
Apple Butt III
Summary
The third installment of Apple Butt, written by ZiqwerkelSharda on Mercenary_Connor's Minecraft server.
Text
My friend says I have a serious BUTT PROBLEM! But he can't be right. I'll prove it! I'll put an apple on my butt for 10 HOURS AND NOT DO ANYTHING! And he'll watch me to prove it! ...Wait... Oh no! I accidentally took a bite of his juicealicious posterior!
Apple Butt IV
Summary
The fourth installment of Apple Butt, written by ZiqwerkelSharda on Mercenary_Connor's Minecraft server. It was originally available only through the storefront ZiqwerkelSharda had built in the world, but she later shared it publicly due to low sales.
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I now have a beautiful girlfriend! We have so many shared interests, like apples. We really do make the perfect pair... wait... who took the bite out of this juicy pear on my butt?
Unofficial Stories
Various members of the remix tree community have written a number of Apple Butt stories that are not considered parts of the main series's chronology.
Apple Butt V
Summary
The fifth installment of Apple Butt, written by AngieJones. It was written under a severe time limit (hence its nonsensicality), as a response to a custom prompt by ZiqwerkelSharda in the game Quiplash, declaring that the winning response would become the official Apple Butt 5. ZiqwerkelSharda later retracted this statement, lowering Apple Butt 5 to unofficial status.
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Actually Punny Pun Lol Egg Bruh Um Toot Toot
Unnamed Celeste-Themed Story
Summary
An Apple Butt–style story written by ZiqwerkelSharda. It references the game Celeste.
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I just got all the Crystal Hearts in Celeste! I'm so glad, it took ages to find them all but here I am! I'm really proud of myself, now I can display them all on my wall... man, they look so shiny... and delicious... and posterior-like... oh no, I just took a bite out of that yummy and crystalline butt!