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An image of [[ZiqwerkelSharda]]'s fanart of Tsukumojuku from Jorge Joestar appears for a split second, before we are instead treated to a view of the sideways [[Burj Khalifa]] covered in copies of a snake named "Beany the Common Scaly-Foot"; distorted copies of [[Remix Master Matthew]] are also visible for a split-second. The camera pans over to reveal a dance floor on the Burj Khalifa's tip. | An image of [[ZiqwerkelSharda]]'s fanart of Tsukumojuku from Jorge Joestar appears for a split second, before we are instead treated to a view of the sideways [[Burj Khalifa]] covered in copies of a snake named "Beany the Common Scaly-Foot"; distorted copies of [[Remix Master Matthew]] are also visible for a split-second. The camera pans over to reveal a dance floor on the Burj Khalifa's tip. | ||
Ennui-inducing music plays as a screen reveals that the boss of Passione (previously revealed to be [[Joshu Higashikata]]) is a playable Smash character. Joshu, [[Fugo]], [[Melone]], and the [[Dablings]] appear on the dance floor, with the [[Popato Chisp]] falling across the screen | Ennui-inducing music plays as a screen reveals that the boss of Passione (previously revealed to be [[Joshu Higashikata]]) is a playable Smash character. Joshu, [[Fugo]], [[Melone]], and the [[Dablings]] appear on the dance floor, with the [[Popato Chisp]] falling across the screen. The chisp contains the newest installment in the [[Dabmaster Saga]], where the hero warns the [[Dabmaster]] that his dabs are destroying the Earth. [[turtlehat]]'s OC [[Daniel Delence Darby]] deems someone worthy of joining his gamer group on Discord. Fugo is now wearing green, and asks for help from Melone, who is preoccupied with a Catch-22 about job experience. | ||
Suddenly, Fire Emblem music plays, and Fugo and Melone, now with Fire Emblem–style talk sprites, have a conversation. Fugo uses nonsensical language to accuse Melone of being a criminal and a traitor, while Melone simply acts confused and says this is in contradiction to what Fugo was telling him before. Melone says an equation, and Fugo now treats him as an ally in a war, much to Melone's confusion. | Suddenly, Fire Emblem music plays, and Fugo and Melone, now with Fire Emblem–style talk sprites, have a conversation. Fugo uses nonsensical language to accuse Melone of being a criminal and a traitor, while Melone simply acts confused and says this is in contradiction to what Fugo was telling him before. Melone says an equation, and Fugo now treats him as an ally in a war, much to Melone's confusion. | ||
Fugo and Melone disappear, and only Joshu is visible, as the dance music plays on top of screaming. A distorted screenshot/audio clip from Rosetta Stone's French learning program appears, in which a woman with a masculine voice repeatedly says "Excusez-moi". | Fugo and Melone disappear, and only Joshu is visible, as the dance music plays on top of screaming. A distorted screenshot/audio clip from Rosetta Stone's French learning program appears, in which a woman with a masculine voice repeatedly says "Excusez-moi". | ||
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So one day as I was walking down the road to my local Goodwill I discovered this weird side road that seemed to just pop up in a few days. You know how the Berlin Wall was built basically overnight? It's sorta like that. I think I remember seeing some construction on my late drive home from work, but other than that it just hadn't existed before. So I figure I've got a few extra minutes to explore and I start walking down the path. It turned out to be a pretty nice place, there were trees on either side that went overhead to form a nice canopy and it was full spring so everything was nice and green. Oddly enough the path looked pretty old; there were plants sprouting up everywhere through the asphalt and potholes everywhere, so that made me think that the construction crew had actually just been redoing an old section of road and not making a new one. Anyway, I kept walking down it and eventually I came to this clearing with a bunch of wildflowers. In the center was this cool stone bench, which looked really neat but didn't really make sense to have right at the end of a road. So I sit down on the bench (I'm a little tired at this point, the road was longer than I had expected) and I hear something click below me. That doesn't sound good, so I get up quickly, but then this ARROW shoots out at me and I fall unconscious! So I wake up at the beginning of the path, and I'm a little sore but overall fine. I take a look at my arm and there's a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH it! I'm guessing that was from the arrow. Oddly enough, the arrow is nowhere to be found, and there isn't any blood or anything, I just have a hole in my arm now. On top of that, the path seems to have sealed up, and I can't even find where it was anymore. After that, weird things have just been happening to me all day. Like, when I decided to go home and get a drink of water, my glass kept reappearing in random places each time I look away from it! And now there's this ORANGE GHOST GUY following me around!! Has this happened to anyone else, and do you know how to fix it? Thanks. | So one day as I was walking down the road to my local Goodwill I discovered this weird side road that seemed to just pop up in a few days. You know how the Berlin Wall was built basically overnight? It's sorta like that. I think I remember seeing some construction on my late drive home from work, but other than that it just hadn't existed before. So I figure I've got a few extra minutes to explore and I start walking down the path. It turned out to be a pretty nice place, there were trees on either side that went overhead to form a nice canopy and it was full spring so everything was nice and green. Oddly enough the path looked pretty old; there were plants sprouting up everywhere through the asphalt and potholes everywhere, so that made me think that the construction crew had actually just been redoing an old section of road and not making a new one. Anyway, I kept walking down it and eventually I came to this clearing with a bunch of wildflowers. In the center was this cool stone bench, which looked really neat but didn't really make sense to have right at the end of a road. So I sit down on the bench (I'm a little tired at this point, the road was longer than I had expected) and I hear something click below me. That doesn't sound good, so I get up quickly, but then this ARROW shoots out at me and I fall unconscious! So I wake up at the beginning of the path, and I'm a little sore but overall fine. I take a look at my arm and there's a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH it! I'm guessing that was from the arrow. Oddly enough, the arrow is nowhere to be found, and there isn't any blood or anything, I just have a hole in my arm now. On top of that, the path seems to have sealed up, and I can't even find where it was anymore. After that, weird things have just been happening to me all day. Like, when I decided to go home and get a drink of water, my glass kept reappearing in random places each time I look away from it! And now there's this ORANGE GHOST GUY following me around!! Has this happened to anyone else, and do you know how to fix it? Thanks. | ||
</poem> | |||
== Code Jokes == | |||
=== [[Popato Chisp]] ([[Dabmaster Saga]]) === | |||
<poem style="border: 2px solid; padding: 1em;"> | |||
Wait! Before [[Dabmaster|you]] continue dabbing, listen to what I have to say! I don't know if you mean to or not but your dabs are razing my home planet of Earth! If you want humanity erased then let me show you our worth! If not, let me find a way to protect it from your dabs. | |||
</poem> | |||
=== [[Jo Saga]] === | |||
<poem style="border: 2px solid; padding: 1em;"> | |||
'''Thumbnail costume name:''' floss twice a day, or do it all at once so you don't have to later<br>'''Text in thumbnail:''' I'M SORRY MONM AND DAD THE REASON I'VE BEEN STAYING ON MY PHONE ALL THIS TIME IS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF SOCIAL ANXIETY LATELY AND I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE'D WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I'VE JUST BEEN STRESSED WITH SCHOOL I'M SORRY MOM AND DAD I'LL REMEMBER TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEELINGS NEXT TIME | |||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
Revision as of 10:45, 2 August 2024
Missed Eggs Isle 12% Speedrun Glitchless is a project in the remix tree, and the forty-first in the main branch. It was the final project in the Dabmaster Saga and Jo Saga; the next project, Increase Happyness, halted the Jo Saga and "happyfied" the Dabmaster Saga.
Summary
An image of ZiqwerkelSharda's fanart of Tsukumojuku from Jorge Joestar appears for a split second, before we are instead treated to a view of the sideways Burj Khalifa covered in copies of a snake named "Beany the Common Scaly-Foot"; distorted copies of Remix Master Matthew are also visible for a split-second. The camera pans over to reveal a dance floor on the Burj Khalifa's tip.
Ennui-inducing music plays as a screen reveals that the boss of Passione (previously revealed to be Joshu Higashikata) is a playable Smash character. Joshu, Fugo, Melone, and the Dablings appear on the dance floor, with the Popato Chisp falling across the screen. The chisp contains the newest installment in the Dabmaster Saga, where the hero warns the Dabmaster that his dabs are destroying the Earth. turtlehat's OC Daniel Delence Darby deems someone worthy of joining his gamer group on Discord. Fugo is now wearing green, and asks for help from Melone, who is preoccupied with a Catch-22 about job experience.
Suddenly, Fire Emblem music plays, and Fugo and Melone, now with Fire Emblem–style talk sprites, have a conversation. Fugo uses nonsensical language to accuse Melone of being a criminal and a traitor, while Melone simply acts confused and says this is in contradiction to what Fugo was telling him before. Melone says an equation, and Fugo now treats him as an ally in a war, much to Melone's confusion.
Fugo and Melone disappear, and only Joshu is visible, as the dance music plays on top of screaming. A distorted screenshot/audio clip from Rosetta Stone's French learning program appears, in which a woman with a masculine voice repeatedly says "Excusez-moi".
Chronology
Remixed from
Remixed into
Trivia
- The title of the project is a reference to the game "Myst: Exile".
- The description references a copypasta ZiqwerkelSharda wrote about the JoJo's character Arabia Fats.
Characters
- Jo (thumbnail only)
- Tsukumojuku (depicted in fanart only)
- Beany the Common Scaly-Foot
- Remix Master Matthew
- Joshu Higashikata
- Daniel Delence Darby
- Melone Mattea
- Pannacotta Fugo
- Dablings
- Popato Chisp
- Rosetta Stone Woman
- Dabmaster (mentioned only)
Notes
Instructions
advance text with any key
DIRECTED by
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THEN so ORR alabia BEGAN fats OPENING is UP my COMPARTMENTS favorite IN character THE in RAFT, all AND of THE jojo's FUN bizarre REALLY adventure BEGAN,,,
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"Do yo you travel to the mecca?"
"2 times 4."
"Do you sheep the sleep?"
"Ess, stop reading The Iliad. It's time to go to school."
"GoldSrc, that will be your butt. Fire Ebmelm Awakening is my favrt >:)"
"I'm."
"The Government is the BBEG? That sounds like a boring campaign"
"I've got a search warrant to snoop through your school schedule planner."
Notes and Credits
So one day as I was walking down the road to my local Goodwill I discovered this weird side road that seemed to just pop up in a few days. You know how the Berlin Wall was built basically overnight? It's sorta like that. I think I remember seeing some construction on my late drive home from work, but other than that it just hadn't existed before. So I figure I've got a few extra minutes to explore and I start walking down the path. It turned out to be a pretty nice place, there were trees on either side that went overhead to form a nice canopy and it was full spring so everything was nice and green. Oddly enough the path looked pretty old; there were plants sprouting up everywhere through the asphalt and potholes everywhere, so that made me think that the construction crew had actually just been redoing an old section of road and not making a new one. Anyway, I kept walking down it and eventually I came to this clearing with a bunch of wildflowers. In the center was this cool stone bench, which looked really neat but didn't really make sense to have right at the end of a road. So I sit down on the bench (I'm a little tired at this point, the road was longer than I had expected) and I hear something click below me. That doesn't sound good, so I get up quickly, but then this ARROW shoots out at me and I fall unconscious! So I wake up at the beginning of the path, and I'm a little sore but overall fine. I take a look at my arm and there's a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH it! I'm guessing that was from the arrow. Oddly enough, the arrow is nowhere to be found, and there isn't any blood or anything, I just have a hole in my arm now. On top of that, the path seems to have sealed up, and I can't even find where it was anymore. After that, weird things have just been happening to me all day. Like, when I decided to go home and get a drink of water, my glass kept reappearing in random places each time I look away from it! And now there's this ORANGE GHOST GUY following me around!! Has this happened to anyone else, and do you know how to fix it? Thanks.
Code Jokes
Popato Chisp (Dabmaster Saga)
Wait! Before you continue dabbing, listen to what I have to say! I don't know if you mean to or not but your dabs are razing my home planet of Earth! If you want humanity erased then let me show you our worth! If not, let me find a way to protect it from your dabs.
Jo Saga
Thumbnail costume name: floss twice a day, or do it all at once so you don't have to later
Text in thumbnail: I'M SORRY MONM AND DAD THE REASON I'VE BEEN STAYING ON MY PHONE ALL THIS TIME IS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF SOCIAL ANXIETY LATELY AND I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE'D WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I'VE JUST BEEN STRESSED WITH SCHOOL I'M SORRY MOM AND DAD I'LL REMEMBER TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEELINGS NEXT TIME