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{{ib|Posted by|[[ZiqwerkelSharda]]}}
{{ib|Posted on|May 17, 2018}}
{{ib|Link|[https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/212191228 View here]}}
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'''je m'apple despačito [PORTAL VERSION] [EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION]''' is a project in the [[remix tree]]. It is a scrapped remix of [[JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX]], where the only change is that [[Square Girl]] is replaced with [[Wheatley]] from Portal 2.

As a scrapped project, it wouldn't normally be considered canon, but due to [[Wheatley]] being confirmed to exist in the [[remix world]] via inclusion in [[Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer]], its canonicity is more "unclear" than anything else.

== Summary ==
The player starts in [[space]] with [[Wheatley]], and despite his protests, is able to fling him into a house from the [[wastelands]]. The player then enters a world of distorted emojis and [[dancers]], including [[Anina Arquaz]]. [[Scratch Cat]] and [[Killer Queen]] are also present. [[ZiqwerkelSharda]]'s distorted voice tells the player to press a button for help, and when they do, [[turtlehat]]'s voice is heard. He decides he has to embarrass himself on microphone to be fair to [[ZiqwerkelSharda]], and sings a cover of the JoJo's opening Great Days while a poorly-drawn, super-low-FPS version of said opening is shown on-screen.

== Chronology ==
=== Remixed from ===
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File:thumb20.png|[[JE NE M'APPELLE PAS despacitoast EXTREMIX]]
</gallery>

== Characters ==
* [[Wheatley]]
* [[Scratch Cat]]
* [[Killer Queen]]
* [[Dancers]]
** [[Anina Arquaz]]
** [[Amon]]
** [[D-Money]]
** [[Ten80]]
** [[Lorenz]]
** [[Catherine]]
** [[Anna]]
** [[LB]]
* [[ZiqwerkelSharda]] (voice only)
* [[turtlehat]] (voice only)

== Notes ==
=== Instructions ===
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