G-Man
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G-Man is a character in the remix tree, originally from Half-Life. He works for the Federal Aviation Administration, and administers tests of various kinds to prospective pilots, as well as having the ability to transform into a physical personification of the FAA.
History
Giving decisions
He appeared in a dark subway next to a portal, and met Gordon Freeman[1] and Corporal Shephard both independently; he commended both for entering the portal.[2]
Working at the FAA
He gave pilot tests to Gordon Freeman[3] and another student who he soon realized was the European Union Aviation Safety Agency. Feeling threatened by the EASA's relative competence, he transformed into his true form as the FAA logo and vowed to punish the EASA.[4]
The FAA was responsible for the ultimate destruction of the universe when G-Man gave the pilot's test to the FAA itself, causing a universe-ending paradox because two FAAs couldn't be in the same space at the same time.[5]
Trivia
- In Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer, he was depicted as the counterpart to the JoJo's character Mikitaka Hazekura.
Appearances
In-person
- They're waiting for you Gordon
- The only solution
- hl2_osx has stopped working.
- meme_machine_remix_w_scribbles.exe has stopped working.
- Despito the Musical but uh I don't really understand that well I'm not that smart you know (silhouette only)
- dance party!
- Gordon vs. the FAA
- The FAA vs. The FAA
- The FAA vs. The EASA
Representations
- Despito the Musical - Vanilla on Ice! HD 180p Trailer (depiction in intro only)
- Luis Iglesias - Despose of DeSpace ft. Ice Ichtung Baby and Survivor, the weakest Stand (depiction in intro only)
- great remix cover (depiction in cover image only)
- Hat, Turtle. "The Asthma of the Void, LEAKY LUKEY." /Scratch.owo.dio/, The Comic Irregulars, 26 Oct. 1490 (depiction in intro only)
- Wholly Cow, or "The Time I Played Fifty-Two Hours of Mirror's Edge in One Go" (depiction in credits only)
- oh gr8--reeeM-I-X the parapaparapa 1,2 the bored (depiction in cover image only)